The year is coming to an end so it's time to update the rant list.

In no specific order

Finding Bigfoot
- This fucking show has been on for a goddamn decade.... and even though over that time i've watched approximately 30 seconds of it, i still feel qualified to make the assessment that by now they need to change the name to either "found bigfoot" "never gonna find bigfoot" or my suggestion "we're a bunch of stupid ass hillbillys roaming around in the woods carrying a bunch of camera equipment and pretending we have a job".

Chick-fil-a
- You will never find a more consistent business on the face of this earth than chick-fil-a. Everything will always be the same. Every single employee you ever talk to will always be friendly. The store will always be clean. The food will always be fast. The service will always be good. So thanx chick-fil-a.... now every time i go to KFC or Taco Bell to be greeted by a server with a name i cant spell who promptly asks me "whachu want" before telling me to hold, i feel like im in a fucking 3rd world country. So thanx chick-fil-a.... you pretentious douchebags, i'll see you monday morning for breakfast.

OSHA
- Not going to go into detail about my employment, but they told me i couldnt ride a bicycle at work. Fuck you OSHA, fuck you.

LGBT
- Or lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender for those of you who dont participate in the internet. I'm so fucking tired of hearing about what a hero some gay athlete is. Or hearing about how insensitive some TV show is for not accepting gays. The president even selected a group of gay athletes to represent the US in the Olympics. I'm tired of hearing about this shit. Living your normal life while being a fag is not heroic. When i can walk into my office on a monday morning to a standing ovation because i got laid over the weekend, then we can celebrate the heroism of being a queer, whatever heroism that amounts up to. There is absolute zero merit or achievement in your sexual orientation. Shut the fuck up already.

Atheist
- I dont like the word atheist. I dont believe in God, but i dont particularly feel the need to attach a label to it. I dont consider myself anti-christian, hell... 95% of my friends, family and co-workers are christians. Here lately, Atheism feels like a damn church itself. I'm waiting for the day i see an atheist televangelist on some late night infomercial telling everyone to call in and put a dollar in the box so that they can go on mission trips to spread the belief in disbelief. I'm too the point now where i almost want to start going to church to get away from these kids. It's motherfucking ridiculous. An absence of belief is not a belief in itself. Who cares if someone tells you that you're going to hell or not going to heaven?!?!?!?!?!?!? why do you give a fuck???!?!?!??! I'm going to pray for all of you. That's how frustrated i am.




Will add more shortly.... feel free to include your own. A new year is coming, time to get everything from the old year off your chest.