HEY GUYS, I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT, DROVE MY CAR INTO A HOMELESS SHELTER AND KILLED 37 PEOPLE LOL CRAZY HUH? CAN YOU TELL ME A GOOD PLACE TO EAT AT IN ATLANTA?

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HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, LEAVE ME ALONE, I ONLY DRIVE DRUNK ON DAYS THAT END IN "Y". MY MOM DIED, ITS TOUGH, I THINK ILL GO KNOCK A BITCH UP, MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.