View Poll Results: How much prison time would you do?

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  • Probation maybe, i wasnt too bad.

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  • 1-2 years

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  • 5-10 years! i dodged some bullets.

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Thread: (Poll) If you had been caught for everything youve ever done.

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    Default (Poll) If you had been caught for everything youve ever done.

    If you had been caught for everything you have ever done wrong..... how much prison time would you do?

    I myself have never spent 1 minute inside of a jail cell.

    If i had been caught for everything ive ever done, id probably be in jail until i was 65.... I can honestly say that i've lived a moral adult life with the exception of potential traffic violations. 14-21, i was an extremely bad kid. Though i can say i was never a thief.

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    I embezzled at the age of 19-20 from a company i worked for as a college kid. Nothing major but prob would have done been in trouble had i ever got caught.

    Other than that, i have have done all the jail time i deserved so far :P
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    What exactly have you done that you consider extremely bad? Not being an ass just curious.


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    Quote Originally Posted by C230K View Post
    What exactly have you done that you consider extremely bad? Not being an ass just curious.
    Lot of fighting, evading police, drugs, street racing, jumping out of young girl's windows

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    this sounds like a set-up

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    Never claimed to be a saint. Never bragged about being a sinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut View Post
    Never claimed to be a saint. Never bragged about being a sinner.
    Responding to the religious undertone.

    Being a sinner is most definitely worthy of bragging. It means that you're not letting your life be restricted by the guidelines of an imaginary God.

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    um I'd probably be the 10 years one

    I've smoked ALOT of weed, and I speed a lot

    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    Lot of fighting, evading police, drugs, street racing, jumping out of young girl's windows
    Sounds like a good Ol' boy
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    I've been put in cuffs a couple of times, but released on the spot. One was an over-zealous shithead Jefferson cop who had no business pulling me over (very long story) and the other was because I was out doing some drifting in the back of an industrial complex (this was back in 2003 or so) and a cop came around the corner when I was right in the middle of killin' it. I stopped as soon as I saw him and prepared for a nice chastising. Instead, he ran up to my car and pulled me out and cuffed me. Turns out there were a bunch of ricers racing a few streets over and he thought I was one of them running from the police. He cooled down pretty quickly and I got a "failure to maintain lane" ticket when I was honest with him of what I was doing back there.

    As for other aspects of my life? I haven't really done much- no drugs, no major theft (when I was like 12 I used to pocket all kinds of little shit from Wal-Mart and such), no robbing or anything like that. Hell, I never even drank or smoked green before I was 21....but not because I was some perfect little angel.

    I guess the most jail-able offense I've done was ride around on a stolen motorcycle. I didn't know it at the time and found out later. Before I found out though, I was hanging out at the BP meet (this was like 2005 or so) and GCPD had blocked off the lot. I jumped on the bike and cranked it up right as officer came up to me, put his hand on my back and told me to turn it off and get off the bike. Being dumb and on a bike, I started to act like I was going to, but as soon as he turned his back I dipped out of there. When I found out the situation of the bike later, I was very grateful I made that decision....and royally pissed off at the "friend" who was letting me ride "his" bike. He got what was coming to him awhile later though.
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    I'd do 10-15 lol.

    Some fighting
    evading police
    Street Racing
    Hella green
    Almost got caught with a 16 year old girl when I was 18.

    Never have stolen anything or been caught for any of the above... Now I make sure they are older than me lol
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    Never been hand cuffed
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    I only been to jail one jail at Atlanta City Detention Center, I was 17 at the time for fighting and disorderly conduct. The judge dropped my fighting charge and charged me $303 for the conduct charge. I made a promise to never go back and I haven't yet. I've had 4 speeding tickets, running a stop sign, leaving the scene of an accident, improper lane change, my license got suspended for 6 months, and in total I did 120 hours of community service for the city.


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    eh, 5 years or so. Just some evading police, never into drugs, fighting, etc.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ssonsk View Post
    um I'd probably be the 10 years one

    I've smoked ALOT of weed, and I speed a lot



    Sounds like a good Ol' boy

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    All of these events happened on closed courses in mexico while filming a movie based on fictional events.

    When i was young i had a lot of dirt bag friends/relatives who didnt have the word "no" in their vocabulary so i had access to some "unique" opportunities that your avg young teenager doesnt. One of my friends got a job at a car dealership because he had an older brother that worked there. It started off as us talking the older brother into letting us drive the demo cars for fun. Essentially the system we had worked out was that he'd drive whatever demo car off the lot and then we would drive it to go out it or go on a date, cruise around or whatever... and then bring it back the next morning. Started off as picking things we didnt think would get noticed and eventually got bold enough to take the Corvettes, Camaros, Mustangs ect ect... At the time i was only 15, the guys younger brother was 18. A couple of times i was able to talk the younger brother into letting me take a car alone to go meet girls. So at the age of 15, i drive a ttop camaro that doesnt belong to me and with no license over to a 14 year old girls house in the middle of the night while her dad was sleeping and after getting stoned, lose my virginity in the passenger seat to a 14 year old girl.

    For the most part, taking the demo cars was just about trying to impress girls. If you're 15-16 and in a corvette, you're the coolest guy on the planet. Sometimes we'd just beat the shit out of a car for fun, go do donuts it in, slide around on dirt roads, offroad the trucks... took a jeep out to a public park one night and drove around sliding in the grass, climbing the hills and stuff. The two events that eventually ended this and got both of them fired was when we broke the 4wd on a new durango and put it back on the lot and nearly totaled an acura legend from jumping hills with and it and put it back on the lot.

    Driving around underage in essentially "stolen" cars, smoking, drinking and otherwise acting retarded. Never got caught once.

    That's scratching the surface of 1-2 summers. Some of the parties involved in these activities are in prison and will most likely be there for a long time.

    fictional film directed by Stefan Spielberg and expected to be released sometime in the summer of 2099.

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    I once played a role in a crazy movie. It was about this kid who worked for a company that configured and sold IT equipment. My job there was to take the off-lease laptop and desktop computers and process them and prepare them to go out to end-users. So I would take these machines and wipe them clean, repair any broken or worn parts and put them in inventory. I started noticing that every so often, I'd get a machine in that did not exist in our inventory. So as I plugged along and came across these machines, I'd stock them in a special location away from the rest of the inventory. I'd even go as far as to put bad inventory control stickers on them so that if someone did find them and ran the numbers they would come back as an "x-ed out" machine..aka one that is bad and has been written off as junk. I started taking these machines home and selling them for cash. On top of the good machines, I had a HUGE stock of broken laptops that I would regularly take apart and build working machines out of. These too were written-off machines and didn't exist as good inventory. In a little under a year, I had managed to stash aside enough money to pay off some $15k in debt (hoooray for not being taught financial responsibility when I was young and how not to use credit cards and loans). It was kinda funny that I left the job just weeks after paying off all that debt, it's kinda like I was given the opportunity to set myself on a better path and I did exactly that- by not just spending all the money on useless bullshit that would not have benefited me for years to come. Great movie it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wal-Mart View Post
    I once played a role in a crazy movie. It was about this kid who worked for a company that configured and sold IT equipment. My job there was to take the off-lease laptop and desktop computers and process them and prepare them to go out to end-users. So I would take these machines and wipe them clean, repair any broken or worn parts and put them in inventory. I started noticing that every so often, I'd get a machine in that did not exist in our inventory. So as I plugged along and came across these machines, I'd stock them in a special location away from the rest of the inventory. I'd even go as far as to put bad inventory control stickers on them so that if someone did find them and ran the numbers they would come back as an "x-ed out" machine..aka one that is bad and has been written off as junk. I started taking these machines home and selling them for cash. On top of the good machines, I had a HUGE stock of broken laptops that I would regularly take apart and build working machines out of. These too were written-off machines and didn't exist as good inventory. In a little under a year, I had managed to stash aside enough money to pay off some $15k in debt (hoooray for not being taught financial responsibility when I was young and how not to use credit cards and loans). It was kinda funny that I left the job just weeks after paying off all that debt, it's kinda like I was given the opportunity to set myself on a better path and I did exactly that- by not just spending all the money on useless bullshit that would not have benefited me for years to come. Great movie it was.
    Now people are catching on!!!

    Now we need more "movie stars" to chime in with their "movie scripts".

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