If you had been caught for everything you have ever done wrong..... how much prison time would you do?

I myself have never spent 1 minute inside of a jail cell.

If i had been caught for everything ive ever done, id probably be in jail until i was 65.... I can honestly say that i've lived a moral adult life with the exception of potential traffic violations. 14-21, i was an extremely bad kid. Though i can say i was never a thief.