Quote Originally Posted by Bacon View Post
He wants to make sure that everyone is well aware that he has felonies, is a collar popping cum guzzler, is an IT professional, and has a sister that he loves more than he should.
You forgot about his other sister that's only 19 years old and already got a 7 years old kid.

Sister number 1- look like a retarded dog
Sister number 2- cum slurping hoe