What's jail to you? Lets see. Loss of your job, personal freedom, and the reason of taking first offenders, which is to have your record wiped clean. Also, the loss of money that you will spend on lawyer's fees, court costs,aand restitution (that the courts will add on). Sound familiar yet? And that's just if you don't get hurt and end up with hospital bills as well.
He might not be an idiot, but you just proved that you are once again.