Went to WalMart to get a couple of things for my wife. Those women are insane! Working on exit strategies, throwing shit everywhere. I just stood next to the pallet and waited. When they said go, I just grabbed what I wanted and calmly walked away.
Toys R Us was a different ordeal. Had to wait outside for about an hour. Finally got inside and walked around to find the things we wanted for my daughter. The worst part was the checkout line. It zig-zagged from the back of the store between aisles all the way to the front. That took about an hour too.
While I waited in line, my wife tried going to Best Buy. She said there was a line at the door, then a line on the side of the building to get to that line. It stretched the side of the building, behind it, and zig-zagged 8 times the length of the rear of the building. She said fuck that, and picked me up from Toys to get home.
It was a lot of waiting, but worth it. I was only in danger for about 10 seconds.
