ATTN NEON SUPERCAR OWNERS: POST YOUR BITCH-TITS!!!

[ava_Z32]

Its understandable that you will make insults to someone that you have never met and know nothing about in defence of your chubby friend. That is a natural and expected response. Now, you DO have to be very careful with the "go fuck yourself stuff". A chubby bitchtitted fatty I am not.

I don't recall ever telling you to go fuck yourself. However, I will say as I please.
I never said anything intended to be offensive to you, I merely suggested that you find something better to do with your time than attacking someone's personal appearance.

Simon is a jackass. Every thread on MANY forums for years that he has infected goes downhill. He's a pudgy little retard that probably had the shit kicked out of him for years. Now, that whiney little tubby girl has the ability to irritate folks without the usual consequense of a punch to the throat.

Now go away and let fatty defend his own battles that he starts. Quit swingin from his nuts and handling his dirty work for him. This makes you look like the mouthy girlfriend that gets their wimpy boyfriend beat up.

If you wanna trash Simon that's your business, but trashing him for his weight is just elementary. Of all the things you could say about a person, remarking on their physical appearance is just a cowardly, uncreative, unintelligent cop out. All I'm saying is, come up with better insults, or a better premise to attack him for. Maybe his morals, or his character, or his racing, or something. but his bitch tits? really?

and as I said, I really don't see how I'm nut swinging. Are you telling me that if somebody was trashing a friend of yours that you wouldn't say anything?


I swear some fucks on the internet are so dense. If someone says something negative or critical against their car, they start screaming about how that person is a "hater," when actually they're far from it. Hating is when you downtalk something because you're jealous of it. You're not a hater if you genuinely dislike something.

And if you voice your opinion in a positive manner on someone's character, you're a nut swinger.
Nut swinging would be the equivalent of the kids out there that are R34 fanboys and refuse to believe that there is anything better out there than the R34.

If I were swinging from Simon's nuts, it's be something more like this:
"Simon is the best person ever! You don't know what you're talking about! He's a perfect human being in ever aspect. NO FLAWS. How dare you attack him!?"

In short, grow up.

[Elbow]

Its understandable that you will make insults to someone that you have never met and know nothing about in defence of your chubby friend. That is a natural and expected response. Now, you DO have to be very careful with the "go fuck yourself stuff". A chubby bitchtitted fatty I am not.


Simon is a jackass. Every thread on MANY forums for years that he has infected goes downhill. He's a pudgy little retard that probably had the shit kicked out of him for years. Now, that whiney little tubby girl has the ability to irritate folks without the usual consequense of a punch to the throat.

Well, I am a dickhead and and am calling the wannabe racer on his BS. I am not saying anything here on the web, that I wouldnt walk right up to his chubby head and say 2" from his face (technically at my height, he'd be up to my nipples, so I'd probably let him stand on a milk carton).

Now go away and let fatty defend his own battles that he starts. Quit swingin from his nuts and handling his dirty work for him. This makes you look like the mouthy girlfriend that gets their wimpy boyfriend beat up.

LOL @ making insults to someone you've never met.

You obviously only know me from here, unless you speak of the thread on Bimmerforums where I said post your track car and people said I was trolling because I didn't post a BMW. Yeah...that's trolling all right, especially since a lot of the replies weren't BMWs.

I doubt you read my other reply so I'm not going to go into it with you. You're not calling ANYTHING out that nobody else on here has not already done. It's sad really that a 40 year old man for two weeks now has been harassing someone despite the fact that I've not only PMed you about it but took the time to write what I thought was a decent reply and yet you're still going on and on about nothing. I get it already, I made you mad on the interwebs, although I did NOTHING to you and you're pretty much saying things from the past or just jumping on an old dead bandwagon.

Nobody is swinging from my nuts either or handling my dirty work, I already handled it in my other reply, what else is there to handle?

[Bacon]

Groupies....too cute.

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[ava_Z32]

lol I'm a groupie now?

Too funny.

[Bacon]

My apologies; I meant nut swinger. Sorry for the confusion.

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[ava_Z32]

My apologies; I meant nut swinger. Sorry for the confusion.

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much more appropriate. glad we got that cleared up.

please clarify for me though, how is attesting to somebody's character nutswinging?

I mean, if I were sitting here saying," ZOMG SIMON IS LIEK THE MOST TALENTED DRIVER ON IA HOW CAN YOU ATTACK HIM YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T TOUCH HIS SKILLZ" I could definitely see the nutswinging going on.

[Logan]

BMW drivers are such douchebags.

[tnomud]

BMW drivers are such douchebags.

agreed........

[Echonova]

I was just blow drying my hair, thought I heard the phone ring. Ah... has that ever happened to you? Anyway... call me, we'll talk about it.

[Bacon]

Because racecar

[ava_Z32]

agreed. because racecar.

[tnomud]

he would be a faster racer without the tits

[ava_Z32]

lol alright


this thread clearly needs a can of this:

[DA9_Vito]

lol alright


this thread clearly needs a can of this:

[tnomud]

does he ever show them to you?

[tnomud]

$395 and GRM mag will run this for 2 issues 1/2 page

[Elbow]

$395 and GRM mag will run this for 2 issues 1/2 page

...and the look of people when they realize a butt hurt 40 year old off an internet car forum will be far funnier than a random picture of a middle school kid with Paul Newman.

[DA9_Vito]

...and the look of people when they realize a butt hurt 40 year old off an internet car forum will be far funnier than a random picture of a middle school kid with Paul Newman.

This.

[tnomud]

dont call my bluff kid

[Elbow]

dont call my bluff kid

Ready to stop this and have a beer already? lol Seriously man, it's old, I did laugh a few times I'll give you that, but lets move on.

[ava_Z32]

Simon, this guy probably has about 10% of his motivation for doing this actually because of you, and the other 90% is because he's bored, or mad, or unhappy, and so on and so fourth.

reasoning with people like this never works. Their brains never truly grew out of the stage of throwing a tantrum in the grocery store when mommy got you Life cereal instead of Fruit Loops with a toy in the box.

Really, I feel sorry for this dude.

[tnomud]

you just cant reason with crazy people.............duh

[Elbow]

you just cant reason with crazy people.............duh

[Arm&hammer]

Somehow it went from a picture of a sticker, to a debate about who knows more about racing, to riding bicycles and man-boobs.

this right here is about the funniest shit ive heard this month i laughed my ass off when i read this hahahahha

[tnomud]

Somehow it went from a picture of a sticker, to a debate about who knows more about racing, to riding bicycles and man-boobs.

this right here is about the funniest shit ive heard this month i laughed my ass off when i read this hahahahha

it jumped the shark when someone put the words "neon" and "racecar" in the same sentance

[fivex684]

it jumped the shark

Are you referring to Henry Winkler's character Fonzie in Happy Days? I believe the episode was called “Jump the Shark Week” I may be mistaken though. In the this episode Fonzie rode over a shark enclosure with ski's and "jumped the shark" became a pop cultural catch phrase.

[tnomud]

Are you referring to Henry Winkler's character Fonzie in Happy Days? I believe the episode was called “Jump the Shark Week” I may be mistaken though. In the this episode Fonzie rode over a shark enclosure with ski's and "jumped the shark" became a pop cultural catch phrase.

holy shit!!!!! you got it!!! I didnt think anyone here would understand. You rock and you drive a Volvo!!! Thank you sir!

[Rhys.]

fat kids in tight shirts are fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tnomud]

fat kids in tight shirts are fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!