Since the "fuck your honda/v8" thread kinda got shit going, I'll see if I can light a fire under this bitch. Sure I could rag on your cars and why 20yr old Hondas suck and if you're anything other than a highschool studen you souldn't be proud to own a 20+ yr old POS.
Anyway.
Fuck the organized Christians. Stop meddling in the government and wasting perfectly good tome and money on your useless bullshit issues. Fine, have your religion, go to church and believe in whatever you want to believe in...jsut stop shoving your shit down everyone else's throat. It's only by a fucking miracle that we kind passes the right to buy alcohol on Sundays here in Ga...because you bible thumping shitbags we know as the Christian Coalition screamed like a beat child everytime the subject was brought up. Don't worry, when I can finally buy my Guinness on Sunday, I'll go to their HQ/tent/house/trailer/steel storage shed and take a picture of me drinking and holding my receipt with a big MFR.
Oh and get over the whole gay marriage thing. I'm not gay, I don't really care...but there are far more pressing issues to take care of. I don't get why these assholes think that their religion is supreme and must apply to all mankind. Fuck that. What are they so afraid of? Someone might do a better job of decorating your house? It's not like you guys have to worry about them boinking your wife/girlfriend....and you women- it's not like you would mind a little tongue action on the boat pilot.
What else. Oh yeah...fuck Congress. What a bunch of chickenheads. Honestly there is too much shit to get into on that one. Why do we allow Congressmen to have UNLIMITED terms? This is the problem. We have a boat load of old, grouchy, old-world dustbags running everything how they want to. We need to toss all of them and start over. That's how things will change.
Want to know my solution to fixing all of this shit? First we withdrawl from the middle-east. All of it. They've been fighting eachother long before we were a country and they will continue to do so...let them. Now take all of those troops and put some of them on the boarder of Mexico. Have them build better security and give permission to shoot to kill those jumping illegally. We have a due process to becoming a citizen..use it or fuck off. Bomb China. Not all of it, just the cities ove 1 billion people. China doesn't have much regard for helping the world politically or enviornmentally. Not to mention the massive demand for petrolium that is also driving prices up. I mean, now that the Chinese people are starting to use cars and roadways, I'm sure they will all eventually kill eachother with their cars, but that will take too long. So now what? Well, all those factory job will need to go somewhere since we just blew them up. Mexico. Bring them all to Mexico. This solves a few things. First, it will create jobs for them...but labor costs will still be low and transportation costs will be reduced as well as delivery time. This also decreases the yearning for them to take up residence in the U.S. and abuse our system, reduce crime and keep more money in out boarders. But Mexico is unsafe with all the drug cartels, isn't it? Yes. But remember how I said put
some of the troops from the mid-east on our boarder? Now take that other half...or more...and send them into Mexico for a Rambo-style execution of drug lords and cartels. I'm sure we can wipe them out pretty easily. Taking them out will also make it easier for them to govern themselvs as there won't be as much corruption and blackmail from drugfucks.
Oh and take all the money and resources back that we gave Hati.
