I read it fine where you said that your fastest pass was 8.5. You made quite a few passes. It doesn't matter what you think that you will run, the fact is that out of all of those passes, you never did get any fast. If you had an issue every time, what makes you think it will be any different if I am in the other lane?
Looks like I need to let you practice some more, because at your slow ETs, you couldn't even put up a good run against my wife's stock Accord.
I'm starting to think that you might need to hire a driver.....