The worst would have to be almost just like your story. I was coming back from Val's funeral (I know, the day got even worse.) in my 3rd gen Prelude. I was coming down (I believe) Canton Rd, and I saw a 4x4 block of wood in the lane in front of me. OaTmeaL was driving beside me, and I had traffic on the other side. I hit it dead on, and pulled into the next shopping center with a pool of oil pouring underneath the car. I get down to Atlanta and grab my rollback and bring it back down. Turns out, it hit dead center between the oil pan and the down pipe. It tore all the way down one side of the pan, and pinched in one of the downpipe runners.
Needless to say, it gave me an excuse to finally buy a header.
