IA RECORD BROKEN!!! 435+ PAGES & 30,000+ Views

[Mike Lowrey]

Hi, my name is Stan. I am insane.

[Brett]

Less then 40 to go!!

[silver]

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!

[SOHC MONSTER]

where do you get this stuff silver??

[Mike Lowrey]

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!

[Mike Lowrey]

[5thgcelica]

*burp*

[Mike Lowrey]

[silver]

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

[Mike Lowrey]

How many pages do we have left?

[silver]

where do you get this stuff silver??

It's a secret I tell ya.. lol

[SOHC MONSTER]

post some more pics slorsx!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Hi, my name is Bob. I am more insane than Stan.

[Mike Lowrey]

It's a secret I tell ya.. lol

Dammit! I want to know these secrets!

[SOHC MONSTER]

damn thismakes time go by so fast

[silver]

The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

[SOHC MONSTER]

Dammit! I want to know these secrets!

i concur

[Mike Lowrey]

[5thgcelica]

ITS PAGE 311. 311 is gooood.

[SOHC MONSTER]

The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

[PhatbacK]

damn i gotta start gettin back on IA more. i miss everything..geeez

[Mike Lowrey]

But you need the 411 for the 311.....

[5thgcelica]

well atleast someone is reading them.

[silver]

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

[SOHC MONSTER]

damn the 30 second rule!!!

[5thgcelica]

damn the 30 second rule!!!

amen brother..amen

[Mike Lowrey]

$5 dolla to make Kelly holla!

[silver]

It's just this website... I am posting everything on it.. so jsut read them... its funny, lol.. well some of them...

[SOHC MONSTER]

do some strange for some change

[Mike Lowrey]

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[silver]

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

This one atually made me chuckle though, lol

[5thgcelica]

thats a lot of humping

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

interesting!

[SOHC MONSTER]

It's just this website... I am posting everything on it.. so jsut read them... its funny, lol.. well some of them...

most of them i get but some are just to damn weird

[SOHC MONSTER]

post poeple!!!

[5thgcelica]

interesting!

BOOBIES!

[silver]

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

[Rican219]

Damn your whoring it up I likey

[SOHC MONSTER]

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[silver]

Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling hes story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.