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[Rican219]

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

:confused:

[Mike Lowrey]

[5thgcelica]

i wanna know how shes posting so fast i get owned by the 30 second rule

ITS NOT FAIR!

[silver]

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

[Rican219]

i wanna know how shes posting so fast i get owned by the 30 second rule

ITS NOT FAIR!

That rule kills me

[silver]

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.

[Mike Lowrey]

I'm hungry!

[5thgcelica]

That rule kills me

yeah me too. beyond owns.

[Rican219]

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

[Mike Lowrey]

mothabitch! fukin 30 second rule!

[silver]

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

Oh don't worry .. I get the 30 second rule too

[Mike Lowrey]

No!

[silver]

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

[SOHC MONSTER]

rich, you going to eat first or drink first or both?

[Rican219]

30 sec rule

[Mike Lowrey]

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

Oh don't worry .. I get the 30 second rule too

HAHA!

[Mike Lowrey]

OMG!

[silver]

I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with

[5thgcelica]

30 sec rule

[SOHC MONSTER]

30 sec rule

i agree

[Mike Lowrey]

OK Brett! How many more pages!

[Mike Lowrey]

30 sec rule

[Mike Lowrey]

Shut up Bob!

[Rican219]

I tell it like it is LMAO

[5thgcelica]

OK Brett! How many more pages!

subtract 314 from 350.

[SOHC MONSTER]

315 !!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Fuk you Stan!

[silver]

Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.

[5thgcelica]

315 !!!!

nope. denied.

[Mike Lowrey]

subtract 314 from 350.

[silver]

If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something.

[silver]

One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake.

[Mike Lowrey]

huh?

[5thgcelica]

:jerkit:

[silver]

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.

[Mike Lowrey]

WTF?!

[Rican219]

Whores

[Mike Lowrey]

:jerkit:

[silver]

When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

[SOHC MONSTER]

c'mon 316!!!