I'm going to have to ask you to resize your picture. It's WAY too fucking big and it's taking forever to load. In fact, my computer has frozen twice trying to load this monstrosity!
I'm going to have to ask you to get a computer from 2009+. It's WAY too fucking slow and homo. In fact, in the time it takes your computer to load that pic, I was able to stream 6 porns.