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  1. 03-29-2010, 09:58 AM #1
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    Default Drunk man tries CPR on road kill LOL

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...DDFFw5nifNnCRM

    A heavily intoxicated Pennsylvania man tried to resuscitate at dead possum lying along a highway, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported yesterday.

    Donald Wolfe, 55, was spotted by a state trooper attempting to breathe life back into the dead animal around 3pm local time Thursday in a remote area north of Pittsburgh.

    State troopers arrested Wolfe along an isolated stretch of the highway and charged him with public drunkenness, according to the paper.

    Trooper Jamie Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”

    Another witness observed Wolfe kneeling near the dead animal and gesturing as though he was conducting a seance.

    Wolfe will face charges of public drunkeness before a district judge in Jefferson County at an unscheduled date.

    Police listed “society” as the victim of the crime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YoTa_BoX View Post
    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...DDFFw5nifNnCRM

    A heavily intoxicated Pennsylvania man tried to resuscitate at dead possum lying along a highway, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported yesterday.

    Donald Wolfe, 55, was spotted by a state trooper attempting to breathe life back into the dead animal around 3pm local time Thursday in a remote area north of Pittsburgh.

    State troopers arrested Wolfe along an isolated stretch of the highway and charged him with public drunkenness, according to the paper.

    Trooper Jamie Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”

    Another witness observed Wolfe kneeling near the dead animal and gesturing as though he was conducting a seance.

    Wolfe will face charges of public drunkeness before a district judge in Jefferson County at an unscheduled date.

    Police listed “society” as the victim of the crime.


    Police listed “society” as the victim of the crime.


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    glad i can handle my liq... lol
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    i mean come on, the guys has a heart .....hahaaaha
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    lol
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    wow what a dumbass. but what sucks more is he tried to save an animal but ended up with a courtdate for public drunkness
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    What sucks is he put his lips around that dead possums mouth......hope it wasn't swelled up and bloated yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DriVaH View Post
    glad i can handle my liq... lol
    Than you never drank enough. There is no such thing as handling alcohol if you reach a limit where it turns into water.
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    What a sweet man
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    hahahah holy crap. I'm pretty sure we all had our time in our life, where we got so drunk we ended up kissing a girl that looks worse than a dead possum....i kid i kid
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    Quote Originally Posted by G.C View Post
    hahahah holy crap. I'm pretty sure we all had our time in our life, where we got so drunk we ended up kissing a girl that looks worse than a dead possum....i kid i kid
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    LOL

    I had a friend's dad once that hit a fire hydrant and it went out into the street. He then got out and was holding it and yelling at people to help him because he just hit a kid.
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    ^ lol...wtf
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    Quote Originally Posted by Main Stream View Post
    LOL

    I had a friend's dad once that hit a fire hydrant and it went out into the street. He then got out and was holding it and yelling at people to help him because he just hit a kid.
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