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hear me out right, yeah..
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1. If you want a little brother,
kick your dad and f**k your mother.
2. Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !
3. A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum,
A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge.
So open up your mouth, and close your eyes,
and give your tounge Some exercise!
4. CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.
5. Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
6. Sex is good, sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid
everyone loves getting laid.
7. A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!
8. Roses are red, Pickles are green.
I love your legs and whats in between.
9. Sex is like NOKIA(connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG
10. I love you in blue. I love you in red
but most of all. I love you in bed.
11. Sex is a sensation.
It's about a man's temptation,
putting his location in a woman's destination.
Do you understand the explanation
or do you need a demonstration?
12. Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
13. Sorry, the f**kmachine is out of order,
so f**k yourself and save a quarter.
14. F**k is good. F**k is funny.
Lots of people. F**k for money.
If you think that. F**k is funny.
F**k yourself and save your money!
15. Sex is like MathS, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!
16. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,
had a wife & liked to beat her,
smacked her twice around da head,
F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
17.Q)what do u get with nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts
Q)what do u get with nuts on ur chest? A)chestnuts
Q)what do u get with nuts on ur chin? A)a mouth full of cock!
18.Is it whiskey that makes u frisky?
Is it the brandy that makes u randy?
Is it the gin that makes u slip-in?
Is it rum that makes u cum?
19. When boys say i luv u, U beleve its true,
9 months later he says to hell with you,
The baby is a bastard, the mother a whore,
None of this would have happened if the rubber hadnt tore!
20.It's a hard life being a penis, you have a head with no brain, one eye that's blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & your best mates a c*nt
22.sex drugs rock & roll,
speed weed & birth control,
life's a bitch & then u die,
so f**k the world & lets get high!
23. if the sea was vodka and i was a duck
id sink to the bottom and drink my way up
but the sea isnt vodka and im not a duck
so reply to this message if you fancie a fuck
24. Old King Cole had a very big hole,
A very big hole had He,
He sat on the rock & cut his cock,
And dipped his balls in the sea
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