Who can rhyme?

[Gorilla Eg!]

first of all im a 24 yr old white guy....this is purely for fun....let us see who can rhyme....

OK HERE GOES:

I dont do this all the time, in fact I usually cant and DONT rhyme...but I tell you what, its 3:14 am I feelin like its time to shine, im sure that real soon someone is gonna come in here and start to whine, IDC, its totally fine...Do what you want, say what you must, but last night on your moms face I had to bust...you think you can do better?, shit son im light as a feather (150lbs lol)....so bring ya game and make it tight, bec this is what im doin right now.....I CANT SLEEP TONIGHT!!!!!

[Gorilla Eg!]

whos next?

[Gorilla Eg!]

1 more :

well I guess its time for bed, gonna try and rest my over active mind that resides inside my crazy head...it doesnt look good, but im going to try my best.....can you rhyme? this is your first test....night everyone!

[Benefit]

what da fuk?

[Got Milk?]

Yeah yeah


okey okey


hear me out right, yeah..


aha...

1. If you want a little brother,
kick your dad and f**k your mother.

2. Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !

3. A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum,
A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge.
So open up your mouth, and close your eyes,
and give your tounge Some exercise!

4. CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.

5. Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

6. Sex is good, sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid
everyone loves getting laid.

7. A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!

8. Roses are red, Pickles are green.
I love your legs and whats in between.

9. Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

10. I love you in blue. I love you in red
but most of all. I love you in bed.

11. Sex is a sensation.
It's about a man's temptation,
putting his location in a woman's destination.
Do you understand the explanation
or do you need a demonstration?

12. Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good

13. Sorry, the f**kmachine is out of order,
so f**k yourself and save a quarter.

14. F**k is good. F**k is funny.
Lots of people. F**k for money.
If you think that. F**k is funny.
F**k yourself and save your money!

15. Sex is like MathS, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!

16. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,
had a wife & liked to beat her,
smacked her twice around da head,
F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

17.Q)what do u get with nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts
Q)what do u get with nuts on ur chest? A)chestnuts
Q)what do u get with nuts on ur chin? A)a mouth full of cock!

18.Is it whiskey that makes u frisky?
Is it the brandy that makes u randy?
Is it the gin that makes u slip-in?
Is it rum that makes u cum?

19. When boys say i luv u, U beleve its true,
9 months later he says to hell with you,
The baby is a bastard, the mother a whore,
None of this would have happened if the rubber hadnt tore!

20.It's a hard life being a penis, you have a head with no brain, one eye that's blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & your best mates a c*nt

22.sex drugs rock & roll,
speed weed & birth control,
life's a bitch & then u die,
so f**k the world & lets get high!

23. if the sea was vodka and i was a duck
id sink to the bottom and drink my way up
but the sea isnt vodka and im not a duck
so reply to this message if you fancie a fuck

24. Old King Cole had a very big hole,
A very big hole had He,
He sat on the rock & cut his cock,
And dipped his balls in the sea

URL: http://able2know.org/topic/62665-1

[Gorilla Eg!]

Yeah yeah


okey okey


hear me out right, yeah..


aha...

1. If you want a little brother,
kick your dad and f**k your mother.

2. Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !

3. A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum,
A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge.
So open up your mouth, and close your eyes,
and give your tounge Some exercise!

4. CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.

5. Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

6. Sex is good, sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid
everyone loves getting laid.

7. A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!

8. Roses are red, Pickles are green.
I love your legs and whats in between.

9. Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

10. I love you in blue. I love you in red
but most of all. I love you in bed.

11. Sex is a sensation.
It's about a man's temptation,
putting his location in a woman's destination.
Do you understand the explanation
or do you need a demonstration?

12. Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good

13. Sorry, the f**kmachine is out of order,
so f**k yourself and save a quarter.

14. F**k is good. F**k is funny.
Lots of people. F**k for money.
If you think that. F**k is funny.
F**k yourself and save your money!

15. Sex is like MathS, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!

16. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,
had a wife & liked to beat her,
smacked her twice around da head,
F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

17.Q)what do u get with nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts
Q)what do u get with nuts on ur chest? A)chestnuts
Q)what do u get with nuts on ur chin? A)a mouth full of cock!

18.Is it whiskey that makes u frisky?
Is it the brandy that makes u randy?
Is it the gin that makes u slip-in?
Is it rum that makes u cum?

19. When boys say i luv u, U beleve its true,
9 months later he says to hell with you,
The baby is a bastard, the mother a whore,
None of this would have happened if the rubber hadnt tore!

20.It's a hard life being a penis, you have a head with no brain, one eye that's blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & your best mates a c*nt

22.sex drugs rock & roll,
speed weed & birth control,
life's a bitch & then u die,
so f**k the world & lets get high!

23. if the sea was vodka and i was a duck
id sink to the bottom and drink my way up
but the sea isnt vodka and im not a duck
so reply to this message if you fancie a fuck

24. Old King Cole had a very big hole,
A very big hole had He,
He sat on the rock & cut his cock,
And dipped his balls in the sea

URL: http://able2know.org/topic/62665-1

nice rhymes bro.....good stuff thurrrr!!!...reps given

[ARH1192]

Stupid tread. Some folks need to be on posting probation or something so a mod can read it 1st and decided if it should be posted. Every time I get on IA my IQ goes down from reading so much stupid shit.

[Gorilla Eg!]

Stupid tread. Some folks need to be on posting probation or something so a mod can read it 1st and decided if it should be posted. Every time I get on IA my IQ goes down from reading so much stupid shit.

like I said its for pure fun and nothing else, did anyone twist your arm to read any of this? NOPPPPE.... I think you did it on your own free will....like I said.... I figured someone would soon whine....maybe you should contribute, its more fun than you might actually think lol

[oneSLOWex]

Stupid tread. Some folks need to be on posting probation or something so a mod can read it 1st and decided if it should be posted. Every time I get on IA my IQ goes down from reading so much stupid shit.

Do you feel better about yourself now?

[Gorilla Eg!]

Do you feel better about yourself now?

its ok bill hes just mad bec he had to sign up for the **PLATINUM** hooked on phonics LIFETIME membership....

[ARH1192]

Maybe you should "contribute" less. Your threads are terrible.

[Gorilla Eg!]

Maybe you should "contribute" less. Your threads are terrible.

thanks

[Nemesis]

OK HERES MY TRY




THIS THREAD SUCKS



FUCK OFF

[Arm&hammer]

OK HERES MY TRY




THIS THREAD SUCKS



FUCK OFF

hey man thats not nice

[Jblizzard]

OK HERES MY TRY




THIS THREAD SUCKS



FUCK OFF

winnnnnnnarrrrrrr

[Gorilla Eg!]

ok this is for everyone who has a negative attitude and an overall bad outlook on life and those who continue to prey on others and pick on anyone and everyone that comes across their path....THIS EXCERPT IS FOR YOU!!!!!

*THIS IS ONLY FOR FUN* STOP BEING D*CKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Class in now in session,here is your SECOND, but most important lesson, the gift of these words should be taken to heart, to some considered a blessin....prepare to take notes, 3,2,1....here I go folks!

you cant mess with my wit, do your self a favor, save all your pent up energy and just quit....you never were, or ever will be legit...I LOVE to speak my mind, and use my voice, so next time, before you come at me.....DO SOME RESEARCH ON YOUR WORD CHOICE!!!

www.websters.com

Im the guy who stands tall when you yell "STFU AND SIT THE F*CK DOWN"....PLEASE rant, rave, and cuss at me more....bec you look like a buffoon that had sex with a clown...dont hate bec I can create and you cant, its ok my friend, I understand that you can comprehend or relate....

unlike most of you, I dont need money, things, or even other people to find MY self worth, I know who I AM, my friend, ive known since birth....

I truly dont know why everyone these days is SO FULL OF HATE and so negative, I feel very sorry for you, what a sad and sorry life you must live...maybe one day you will be happy and learn, that like you mom always said "its not better to receive, you should give, its your turn!".....

Here in this thread NOTHING should be taken TOO seriously, Ive already made fun of myself, so YOU CANT, dont you see? INSTEAD join in on this blessed day today with me, life should be celebrated NOT LIVED MALICIOUSLY!

time to end this rhyme, bec Ive honestly invested WAY TOO MUCH TIME,you dont deserve it, you never will, you hearts that harbor such hatred, and minds full of ill will.....

to quote one of my idols, the ryme master himself....JAY-Z....if you havin problems I feel bad for you son....I got 99 problems, BUT YOUR ASS AINT ONE.....

have a great day and STAY POSITIVE AND LOVE YOUR LIFE!!!! :boobies:

[Greddypacked]

BANZAII!

[Double_0_Rusty]

Get this wek'sos Repost outta here.....

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...estylin-thread....

[Gorilla Eg!]

this is only for fun....lol @ people

[Gorilla Eg!]

anyone else want to tell me how stupid I am, or this thread is? BE MY GUEST!!!!! all you do is add fuel to my fire..... I just wish everyone would LIVE AND LET LIVE....you dont have to make fun of people and put them down....lifes to short to have anything but fun....

[DVSRX-7]

LOL

I'm a gorilla with no banana
And the bitch I date is named ana
Now what the fuck to do with no food
And no mind to even that I'm getting
Fucked from behind by all these IA Haters
now can some one please fine me a
Banana before I eat Ana.

[Gorilla Eg!]

LOL

I'm a gorilla with no banana
And the bitch I date is named ana
Now what the fuck to do with no food
And no mind to even that I'm getting
Fucked from behind by all these IA Haters
now can some one please fine me a
Banana before I eat Ana.

I just laughed so hard it freaked my dog out....HAHAHAHA

[DVSRX-7]

LOL

[loverboy_gnd]

iight so i guess ima play along n give it a shot

yur girl told me you cant fuck right
be fake screamin n hollarin to keep your ego tight
viagra to make your dick right
when she see me she jus fade away
she say ma words take her breath away
my dick like a heavyweight,
champ,
yh she call me the greatest,
hit her g spot then get faded,
then her pussy flow like my rhymin
blow her mind an'
rippin sheets up like my tires,
hit it like mike tyson
now she down for the count
n when im finish with pussy
send her ass back to yo house!

[Gorilla Eg!]

iight so i guess ima play along n give it a shot

yur girl told me you cant fuck right
be fake screamin n hollarin to keep your ego tight
viagra to make your dick right
when she see me she jus fade away
she say ma words take her breath away
my dick like a heavyweight,
champ,
yh she call me the greatest,
hit her g spot then get faded,
then her pussy flow like my rhymin
blow her mind an'
rippin sheets up like my tires,
now she down for the count
n when im finish with pussy
send her ass back to yo house!

not bad bro....what else u got? ... not hatin just advice : (AGAIN FOR FUN ) I take my time and think carefully...I cant do this quick by any means....say it out loud and see how it sounds...works for me anywayz

[Gorilla Eg!]

heres a quick one....

IM sick and tired of all these dudes on I-A bein bastards and bein shady, they try to come at me with insults and think they are funny, kinda like my boy wayne brady...get over yourself my friend all you spit is asinine junk....I told your girlfriend I got a big bike, so b*tch open your trunk!!!!

[loverboy_gnd]

igght man

when you see the car pull up with the black tint black rims black things
yuh know yuh betta duck man dont stick
safety off yu know it pops of quick
heartless niggaz yu knwo they jus dont quit
before you start a war better watch who yu fuck wid
as bad as yu are yu jus cud get dun wid
fake ass broke ass bangin wannabe
slangin cd's in a car from the 80's
tryna get laid please
fuck bitches get money
thats the end of the story

i tried lol

[Gorilla Eg!]

igght man

when you see the car pull up with the black tint black rims black things
yuh know yuh betta duck man dont stick
safety off yu know it pops of quick
heartless niggaz yu knwo they jus dont quit
before you start a war better watch who yu fuck wid
as bad as yu are yu jus cud get dun wid
fake ass broke ass bangin wannabe
slangin cd's in a car from the 80's
tryna get laid please
fuck bitches get money
thats the end of the story

i tried lol

I liked that one better!....props homie!

[bodhi]

you guys are fucking dorks

[Gorilla Eg!]

you guys are fucking dorks

wow....thank you for that EVER so enlightening post....*YYYYYAAAAAWNNNN*

guess you didnt see this part? ITS FOR YOU!!!!

you cant mess with my wit, do your self a favor, save all your pent up energy and just quit....you never were, or ever will be legit...I LOVE to speak my mind, and use my voice, so next time, before you come at me.....DO SOME RESEARCH ON YOUR WORD CHOICE!!!

www.websters.com

[loverboy_gnd]

tell me what the fuck is a bodhi
sounds liek an std
you catch from fuckin bitches that are raggedy
hatiin ass niggas gets no pussy
jus stay home n watch porn
dont sprain yuh shift hand homie.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Ill play....

my eyes are hazed, thoughts are dazed, but i dont blaze
guess its just a faze of the days, when people got along
where are we supposed to belong
so long to the times, when white boys could bust rhymes
without catchin fines, wheres the line
not the one Whitney Houston was hittin
Once I was bitten, by the venom, now im called the phenom
Im just a demon now, wonder somedays how, maybe I should call a foul
3 times the loser, alcohol induced drug abuser, strip cruiser
body bruiser
sometimes i want to change things, but the more things change the more they stay the same, this game is what I loved, but when I got hurt, they shoulda buried me in the dirt
4th & 2 with 3 to go, some bitchass broke my hip, and ZIP there went my football career,
so now all i can do is sit and kill deer, and drink beer, i live in fear and shame from that damn game, football was my life.....fuck it where's the knife.

[Gorilla Eg!]

Ill play....

my eyes are hazed, thoughts are dazed, but i dont blaze
guess its just a faze of the days, when people got along
where are we supposed to belong
so long to the times, when white boys could bust rhymes
without catchin fines, wheres the line
not the one Whitney Houston was hittin
Once I was bitten, by the venom, now im called the phenom
Im just a demon now, wonder somedays how, maybe I should call a foul
3 times the loser, alcohol induced drug abuser, strip cruiser
body bruiser
sometimes i want to change things, but the more things change the more they stay the same, this game is what I loved, but when I got hurt, they shoulda buried me in the dirt
4th & 2 with 3 to go, some bitchass broke my hip, and ZIP there went my football career,
so now all i can do is sit and kill deer, and drink beer, i live in fear and shame from that damn game, football was my life.....fuck it where's the knife.

good stuff bro

[bodhi]

i would buttfuck you three stooges with yall own spine
step up to me, and my elbows will meet yer faces' - its only a matta of time

you pathetic nerds
now stop, shut thoses dickholes up and call me fuhrer

if i really try and keystyle ill leave you guys havin'a seizure
my shits flow is too intense
like a box office theater
now lemme stop before i commence
to blow up, kill you guys and have ya fer dinner


do i need to continue?
orr did you fuckin clowns get the pic? dorks

[Gorilla Eg!]

i would buttfuck you three stooges with yall own spine
step up to me, and my elbows will meet yer faces' - its only a matta of time

you pathetic nerds
now stop, shut thoses dickholes up and call me fuhrer

if i really try and keystyle ill leave you guys havin'a seizure
my shits flow is too intense
like a box office theater
now lemme stop before i commence
to blow up, kill you guys and have ya fer dinner


do i need to continue?
orr did you fuckin clowns get the pic? dorks

not bad....thanks for the contribution!

[DVSRX-7]

Did some one say clowns?
Am I the one on fire?
Holy shit I didn't see that Bodhi
has a sister with a bad ass body!
Should I call my friend Eminem?!
Nah better yet I'll call a Vet cause all you fucking moron's
Always losing a bet! Get it? Dog fight.
Yes like your skanky white mother full of blubber
That like to eat burger's while fucking their lover's!
Oh my god, I just saw a fat lady jog. One tit bounced
and the other jiggled, but you know what's funny I bet
That just made your little dick's wiggle. They say fat girl do it better!
Yo gorilla is it true? or does your face look like that cause your under the weather?
Double.. Why do girls call you that?
Is it because those "double o's" really mean that your balls are really rusty?!
HAHA I chuckled mainly because Lover is a faggot who drives a Accord
but you think to yourself why is that funny?! Well I was watching the news
and according to them.. 99% of fags drive a Honda.. Yea.. his name is really Rhonda!

The end..

[loverboy_gnd]

Did some one say clowns?
Am I the one on fire?
Holy shit I didn't see that Bodhi
has a sister with a bad ass body!
Should I call my friend Eminem?!
Nah better yet I'll call a Vet cause all you fucking moron's
Always losing a bet! Get it? Dog fight.
Yes like your skanky white mother full of blubber
That like to eat burger's while fucking their lover's!
Oh my god, I just saw a fat lady jog. One tit bounced
and the other jiggled, but you know what's funny I bet
That just made your little dick's wiggle. They say fat girl do it better!
Yo gorilla is it true? or does your face look like that cause your under the weather?
Double.. Why do girls call you that?
Is it because those "double o's" really mean that your balls are really rusty?!
HAHA I chuckled mainly because Lover is a faggot who drives a Accord
but you think to yourself why is that funny?! Well I was watching the news
and according to them.. 99% of fags drive a Honda.. Yea.. his name is really Rhonda!

The end..

iight first off
you should be the last one talkin,
cause if we race for pinks yo ass will be walkin..... joggin
all the way to the bus
while yo girl sittin in the next seat with her lips on ma nuts
she told me yu like takin dicks in the butt
and on ya wall got sisqo with a thong on his mouth
listen homie is yu stupid or what
goin up against me is suicide, yu better off with a gun,
to ya head man, jus pull the trigga
cause you about to be annihilated by this nigga

[DVSRX-7]

iight first off
you should be the last one talkin,
cause if we race for pinks yo ass will be walkin..... joggin
all the way to the bus
while yo girl sittin in the next seat with her lips on ma nuts
she told me yu like takin dicks in the butt
and on ya wall got sisqo with a thong on his mouth
listen homie is yu stupid or what
goin up against me is suicide, yu better off with a gun,
to ya head man, jus pull the trigga
cause you about to be annihilated by this nigga

Haha so your black?

[Double_0_Rusty]

Double.. Why do girls call you that?
Is it because those "double o's" really mean that your balls are really rusty?!
HAHA"
The end..

I'll start here, motherfucker better steer clear
You must live your life without fear, silly queer
you step to me, and bitch i'll down you like a deer
your girl came to me, and said listen here
"my man, can't hit right" look bitch i'll hit it if it's tight
oh yeah motherfucker, this aint the price is right
Im not bob barker, but I beat her pussy up, my nuts
slapping against her, soundin like travis barker.
Wonderin' why Im called Dub Oh, ask yo girl fo sho.
She came once, twice, she screams OH ITS NICE
I was eatin that shit like shrimp fried rice
Silly queer boy, now youre scratchin your head like you
got lice, told ya son, fuck with me you gonna pay a price.

Now you know why your girl actin all shady, once I stuck my dick in her
ass, her site got hazy, she said that her man was lazy, crazy as it may seem
I just had a dream, I was givin your girl the cream, what a shame.....holy fuck! I just came
so, do you know your girl likes a good gangbang like a dude gettin fucked in a chaingang?

So now you know, that Dub oh, aint fuckin slow, Ill steal the show....

[DVSRX-7]

I'll start here, motherfucker better steer clear
You must live your life without fear, silly queer
you step to me, and bitch i'll down you like a deer
your girl came to me, and said listen here
"my man, can't hit right" look bitch i'll hit it if it's tight
oh yeah motherfucker, this aint the price is right
Im not bob barker, but I beat her pussy up, my nuts
slapping against her, soundin like travis barker.
Wonderin' why Im called Dub Oh, ask yo girl fo sho.
She came once, twice, she screams OH ITS NICE
I was eatin that shit like shrimp fried rice
Silly queer boy, now youre scratchin your head like you
got lice, told ya son, fuck with me you gonna pay a price.

Now you know why your girl actin all shady, once I stuck my dick in her
ass, her site got hazy, she said that her man was lazy, crazy as it may seem
I just had a dream, I was givin your girl the cream, what a shame.....holy fuck! I just came
so, do you know your girl likes a good gangbang like a dude gettin fucked in a chaingang?

So now you know, that Dub oh, aint fuckin slow, Ill steal the show....

I LOL...
Your gay.