Quote Originally Posted by MidLifeCrisis View Post
HAHA, i struggled with acne myself, i found these to be the best was to treat severe acne:

1. Wrestle bears. Bears weilding knives if possible.
2. Drink. Heavily. If you remember taking the first drink, you havent drank enough.
3. Stab yourself in the eyes and then pour acid into them.
4. Program your brain to like fat chicks.

If you couldn't tell all these treatments wont actually get rid of the acne, but it will prepare you for the lackluster life that acne will give you.

I had bad acne for years. Lately i stopped washing my face, and now i have not one pimple.

EDIT: Remember its not this bad!!

Holy fuuuuck, I was see that shit pop.