EVERYONE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW GREAT THE R8 IS. HOW SUPERIOR IT IS TO THE REST OF US. HOW MUCH BETTER THE STYLING IS. WELL, I'M TIRED OF THE R8 AND IT'S GLORY AND PRESTIGE. DAMMIT...I WANT THE SAME THING FOR MYSELF. I MAY NOT HAVE MUCH, BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK I'M FAAARRRR BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT DAMN MILK DUD-SHAPED MONSTROSITY. 550 HP THEY SAY? PFFT! I DON'T NEED ALL OF THAT, AND HONESTLY, WHO DOES? 360 IS DEFINITELY ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE...**AND** I COST A FUCKTON LESS THAN THAT STUPID OVER-GLORIFIED HUNK OF MILK DUD. SERIOUSLY. IT EVEN COMES AVAILABLE IN AN AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION. PFFT! MANUAL FOR ME, ASSHOLES. LIKE A REAL CAR. BITCHES CAN BARELY DRIVE THAT OTHER HUNK OF GERMAN SHIT ANYWAY. OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT SHIT, BUT THAT'S HOW I FEEL AT THIS PONT. AUDI REALLY SCREWED ME OVER ON THIS ONE. I SHOULD BE AT THE TOP. I SHOULD BE THE ULTIMATE OBJECT OF SEX APPEAL FOR THE BRAND. I'M SLEEKER. I'M SEXIER. I'M MORE PRACTICAL. WHATEVER. THOSE NAZI ASSHATS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. THEY NEVER HAVE. MOTHER FUCKING R8. I GIVE UP ON THIS COMPANY AND IT'S SHIT FOR BRAINS. THEY COULD HAVE MADE ME BETTER. TREATED ME LIKE SOMETHING GREAT. BUT THEY DIDN'T. THEY CHOSE A FUCKING MILK DUD. WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS.

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