shit you think you have it bad, i got quoted $350 for liability
9 Tickets of speeding all under 60MPH when i was 18
How the FUCK did you keep your license?
I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.