IF YOU LOST YO DICK...
What would you do?
I'm talkin bout... if like a cockodile came up on you while you was pissin in some water and *ROAAAR* it came up and bit yo dick off, what would you do? Like would you go after it? Would you kill yourself? I mean think about it... you cant fuck no mo'.
WHAT
WOULD
YOU
DO?!
wash my mouth out with buckshot
I'm pretty sure life would still go on. Some people never use it anyway....
id cry...
thats because you gay....Originally Posted by 98blackcivic
Go in after it and after I got it back, I would have a new pair of shoes and a belt to match. Nahmean?
Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'.
good one...
or maybe because i jus lost my dickthats because you gay....
get a custom vagina and become a butchy lesbian
naw nˇgga naw! id cry too! while im fightin the sumbitch. Ima get my cock back dammit! or ima die tryin!thats because you gay....
hmm..i'd sell my story to SPIKE TV,then with the money get scientists to clone a horse with no hair and get my penis graphed back on. (and no longer pee outside) jus saying
surly you have more to live for then your dick ?
...and marry Queen Latifah while i had no penis.(i hear she doesn't like them)
sure i do! my wife. that i like to sex. you cant sex with no dick playa.surly you have more to live for then your dick ?wait. i'm sorry... is you a girl?
you strange man...
the fuk ?sure i do! my wife. that i like to sex. you cant sex with no dick playa.
im just sayin... is you or isnt you?
I dont know so im asking so i dont offend you by using dude terms with you.
idk...but wat would you do punkr6?
surely you wouldnt walk away and let your life go on..
duh...that's why we're friends.
Either:
1. It's a girl or
2. It doesnt use it anyway.
you cant offend me bro.im just sayin... is you or isnt you?
I dont know so im asking so i dont offend you by using dude terms with you.
I wouldn't have a choice now would I ? I'm not gonna off myself...
This....
So... you're a girl?
are you asking me out ?So... you're a girl?
wait......punkr6 is a girl???
this one...
No silly! I'm asking if you're a man or woman.are you asking me out ?
So... you're a girl?you sum bitches is dumb as fuk. look at my profile pic. for crying out loud....
why it gotta be all dat? i aint know! i dont go around lookin at folks profiles. i like to keep to myself.
it's all good homie...
Soooo........ what would you do?
I would find another hobbie....Soooo........ what would you do?
but whats a hobby gotta do with your.... wait... are you gay?
Get a Detachable Penis.....
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
I got free clear tails with my ride.....
man you're slow....but whats a hobby gotta do with your.... wait... are you gay?
I would cry while hunting the gator down with my crocodile Dundee knife to get my dugan back. Would take the gators while I'm at it for revenge.
are those ribbed for pleasure?
wait wha? I mean... i dont have NO problem with the gays you know. I mean i like girls but there are TONS of cool gays out there.
I'm sayin dough! Me too! oh yeah congrats pimpin!
kissass enough?wait wha? I mean... i dont have NO problem with the gays you know. I mean i like girls but there are TONS of cool gays out there.
I'm sayin dough! Me too! oh yeah congrats pimpin!
lol its alll good yalll....lets post another dumb thread asking another dumb question!
wait what? who's kissin' ass? I'm just sayin i dont have a problem with gays. No ass kissing in this camp
and why you dissin my thread? I'm for reals. this is a serious issue
ur right..my bad
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