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    Exclamation IF YOU LOST YO DICK...

    What would you do?

    I'm talkin bout... if like a cockodile came up on you while you was pissin in some water and *ROAAAR* it came up and bit yo dick off, what would you do? Like would you go after it? Would you kill yourself? I mean think about it... you cant fuck no mo'.

    WHAT
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    wash my mouth out with buckshot

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    I'm pretty sure life would still go on. Some people never use it anyway....

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    id cry...


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    Quote Originally Posted by 98blackcivic View Post
    id cry...
    thats because you gay....

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    Go in after it and after I got it back, I would have a new pair of shoes and a belt to match. Nahmean?


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Motion View Post
    Go in after it and after I got it back, I would have a new pair of shoes and a belt to match. Nahmean?
    good one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    thats because you gay....
    or maybe because i jus lost my dick


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    get a custom vagina and become a butchy lesbian

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    thats because you gay....
    naw nˇgga naw! id cry too! while im fightin the sumbitch. Ima get my cock back dammit! or ima die tryin!

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    hmm..i'd sell my story to SPIKE TV,then with the money get scientists to clone a horse with no hair and get my penis graphed back on. (and no longer pee outside) jus saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    naw nˇgga naw! id cry too! while im fightin the sumbitch. Ima get my cock back dammit! or ima die tryin!
    surly you have more to live for then your dick ?

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    ...and marry Queen Latifah while i had no penis.(i hear she doesn't like them)

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    surly you have more to live for then your dick ?
    sure i do! my wife. that i like to sex. you cant sex with no dick playa. wait. i'm sorry... is you a girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EL42 View Post
    hmm..i'd sell my story to SPIKE TV,then with the money get scientists to clone a horse with no hair and get my penis graphed back on. (and no longer pee outside) jus saying
    Quote Originally Posted by EL42 View Post
    ...and marry Queen Latifah while i had no penis.(i hear she doesn't like them)
    you strange man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    sure i do! my wife. that i like to sex. you cant sex with no dick playa. wait. i'm sorry... is you a girl?
    the fuk ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    the fuk ?
    im just sayin... is you or isnt you?
    I dont know so im asking so i dont offend you by using dude terms with you.

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    idk...but wat would you do punkr6?
    surely you wouldnt walk away and let your life go on..


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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    you strange man...
    duh...that's why we're friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98blackcivic View Post
    idk...but wat would you do punkr6?
    surely you wouldnt walk away and let your life go on..
    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    Some people never use it anyway....
    Either:

    1. It's a girl or
    2. It doesnt use it anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    im just sayin... is you or isnt you?
    I dont know so im asking so i dont offend you by using dude terms with you.
    you cant offend me bro.
    Quote Originally Posted by 98blackcivic View Post
    idk...but wat would you do punkr6?
    surely you wouldnt walk away and let your life go on..
    I wouldn't have a choice now would I ? I'm not gonna off myself...
    Quote Originally Posted by EL42 View Post
    duh...that's why we're friends.
    This....

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    you cant offend me bro.
    So... you're a girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    So... you're a girl?
    are you asking me out ?

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    wait......punkr6 is a girl???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    get a custom vagina and become a butchy lesbian
    this one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    are you asking me out ?
    No silly! I'm asking if you're a man or woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    So... you're a girl?
    Quote Originally Posted by 98blackcivic View Post
    wait......punkr6 is a girl???
    you sum bitches is dumb as fuk. look at my profile pic. for crying out loud....

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    you sum bitches is dumb as fuk. look at my profile pic. for crying out loud....
    why it gotta be all dat? i aint know! i dont go around lookin at folks profiles. i like to keep to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    why it gotta be all dat? i aint know! i dont go around lookin at folks profiles. i like to keep to myself.
    it's all good homie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    it's all good homie...
    Soooo........ what would you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    Soooo........ what would you do?
    I would find another hobbie....

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    I would find another hobbie....
    but whats a hobby gotta do with your.... wait... are you gay?

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    Get a Detachable Penis.....



    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
    And my penis was missing again.
    This happens all the time.
    It's detachable.

    [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

    This comes in handy a lot of the time.
    I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
    or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
    But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
    and the next morning I can't for the life of me
    remember what I did with it.
    First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
    So I called up the place where the party was,
    they hadn't seen it either.
    I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
    'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
    But not this time.
    So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
    I called a few people who were at the party,
    but they were no help either.
    I was starting to get desperate.
    I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
    It makes me feel like less of a man,
    and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
    After a few hours of searching the house,
    and calling everyone I could think of,
    I was starting to get very depressed,
    so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
    Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
    where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my penis lying on a blanket
    next to a broken toaster oven.
    Some guy was selling it.
    I had to buy it off him.
    He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took it home, washed it off,
    and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
    but I don't know.
    Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
    I like having a detachable penis.
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    but whats a hobby gotta do with your.... wait... are you gay?
    man you're slow....

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    I would cry while hunting the gator down with my crocodile Dundee knife to get my dugan back. Would take the gators while I'm at it for revenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300 View Post
    Get a Detachable Penis.....
    are those ribbed for pleasure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    man you're slow....
    wait wha? I mean... i dont have NO problem with the gays you know. I mean i like girls but there are TONS of cool gays out there.

    Quote Originally Posted by never_finished View Post
    I would cry while hunting the gator down with my crocodile Dundee knife to get my dugan back. Would take the gators while I'm at it for revenge.
    I'm sayin dough! Me too! oh yeah congrats pimpin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    wait wha? I mean... i dont have NO problem with the gays you know. I mean i like girls but there are TONS of cool gays out there.

    I'm sayin dough! Me too! oh yeah congrats pimpin!
    kissass enough?
    lol its alll good yalll....lets post another dumb thread asking another dumb question!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 98blackcivic View Post
    kissass enough?
    lol its alll good yalll....lets post another dumb thread asking another dumb question!
    wait what? who's kissin' ass? I'm just sayin i dont have a problem with gays. No ass kissing in this camp
    and why you dissin my thread? I'm for reals. this is a serious issue

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    ur right..my bad


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