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    Exclamation IF YOU LOST YO DICK...

    What would you do?

    I'm talkin bout... if like a cockodile came up on you while you was pissin in some water and *ROAAAR* it came up and bit yo dick off, what would you do? Like would you go after it? Would you kill yourself? I mean think about it... you cant fuck no mo'.

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    wash my mouth out with buckshot
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    I'm pretty sure life would still go on. Some people never use it anyway....
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    I'm pretty sure life would still go on. Some people never use it anyway....


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    id cry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98blackcivic View Post
    id cry...
    thats because you gay....
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    thats because you gay....
    or maybe because i jus lost my dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    thats because you gay....
    naw nˇgga naw! id cry too! while im fightin the sumbitch. Ima get my cock back dammit! or ima die tryin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    naw nˇgga naw! id cry too! while im fightin the sumbitch. Ima get my cock back dammit! or ima die tryin!
    surly you have more to live for then your dick ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    surly you have more to live for then your dick ?
    sure i do! my wife. that i like to sex. you cant sex with no dick playa. wait. i'm sorry... is you a girl?

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    Go in after it and after I got it back, I would have a new pair of shoes and a belt to match. Nahmean?


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Motion View Post
    Go in after it and after I got it back, I would have a new pair of shoes and a belt to match. Nahmean?
    good one...
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    get a custom vagina and become a butchy lesbian
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    get a custom vagina and become a butchy lesbian
    this one...
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    hmm..i'd sell my story to SPIKE TV,then with the money get scientists to clone a horse with no hair and get my penis graphed back on. (and no longer pee outside) jus saying
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    ...and marry Queen Latifah while i had no penis.(i hear she doesn't like them)
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    Quote Originally Posted by EL42 View Post
    hmm..i'd sell my story to SPIKE TV,then with the money get scientists to clone a horse with no hair and get my penis graphed back on. (and no longer pee outside) jus saying
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    ...and marry Queen Latifah while i had no penis.(i hear she doesn't like them)
    you strange man...
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    you strange man...
    duh...that's why we're friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    im just sayin... is you or isnt you?
    I dont know so im asking so i dont offend you by using dude terms with you.
    you cant offend me bro.
    Quote Originally Posted by 98blackcivic View Post
    idk...but wat would you do punkr6?
    surely you wouldnt walk away and let your life go on..
    I wouldn't have a choice now would I ? I'm not gonna off myself...
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    duh...that's why we're friends.
    This....
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    you cant offend me bro.
    So... you're a girl?

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    idk...but wat would you do punkr6?
    surely you wouldnt walk away and let your life go on..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98blackcivic View Post
    idk...but wat would you do punkr6?
    surely you wouldnt walk away and let your life go on..
    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    Some people never use it anyway....
    Either:

    1. It's a girl or
    2. It doesnt use it anyway.

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    wait......punkr6 is a girl???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    So... you're a girl?
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    wait......punkr6 is a girl???
    you sum bitches is dumb as fuk. look at my profile pic. for crying out loud....
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    you sum bitches is dumb as fuk. look at my profile pic. for crying out loud....
    why it gotta be all dat? i aint know! i dont go around lookin at folks profiles. i like to keep to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    why it gotta be all dat? i aint know! i dont go around lookin at folks profiles. i like to keep to myself.
    it's all good homie...
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    it's all good homie...
    Soooo........ what would you do?

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    I would cry while hunting the gator down with my crocodile Dundee knife to get my dugan back. Would take the gators while I'm at it for revenge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    man you're slow....
    wait wha? I mean... i dont have NO problem with the gays you know. I mean i like girls but there are TONS of cool gays out there.

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    I would cry while hunting the gator down with my crocodile Dundee knife to get my dugan back. Would take the gators while I'm at it for revenge.
    I'm sayin dough! Me too! oh yeah congrats pimpin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    wait wha? I mean... i dont have NO problem with the gays you know. I mean i like girls but there are TONS of cool gays out there.

    I'm sayin dough! Me too! oh yeah congrats pimpin!
    kissass enough?
    lol its alll good yalll....lets post another dumb thread asking another dumb question!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98blackcivic View Post
    kissass enough?
    lol its alll good yalll....lets post another dumb thread asking another dumb question!
    wait what? who's kissin' ass? I'm just sayin i dont have a problem with gays. No ass kissing in this camp
    and why you dissin my thread? I'm for reals. this is a serious issue

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    ur right..my bad

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    Thanks kash!

    And dude, yes there are other important things in life, and it would go on. But sex is everyones fav activity. Unless you don't get it haha. Plus I wanna make babies later on. So I ain't gonna sit like a bitch to pee and watch the gator run and laugh at me!!
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    yea..im gonna kill that gator and eat it

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    this has been entertaining,but now i'm hungry for fried gator (mmm gator)
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    yea im hungry now too...anyone ever had gator?

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    naw ive never had gator but i'd kill the shit outta one if it took my cock. word life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    naw ive never had gator but i'd kill the shit outta one if it took my cock. word life
    take the wife to Papa Duex,(i think thats how it's spelt)they got gator there that won't get you.
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    If the croc didnt eat it and I could save it the I would put it on ice. According to Manswers you have 24hrs

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    yeah thats all you got cuz shortly after that picture you accepted tasteful wheels and better fitment into your life as your Lowered and Savior.

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    I'd go back in and kick the shit out the crocodiles ass! Taser that bitch or something.
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