Anyone have a friend or family member that cock blocks all the time?

[§treet_§peed]

For me it's my cousin. He does it continously when we are around any females. He does it to everyone for some reason.

[Black4DrEK]

HELL to the FUCKIN YES!!

Cant stand COCK BLOCKIN MOFOS!!!!

I dnt chill with many but some dudes are SOOO Blockin! LLLLLOOOOLLLL

RANT!

[Elbow]

HELL to the FUCKIN YES!!

Cant stand COCK BLOCKIN MOFOS!!!!

I dnt chill with many but some dudes are SOOO Blockin! LLLLLOOOOLLLL

RANT!

Intense rant..

I have no cock blockers as I have a girlfriend, never have had a cock blocker either, all my friends give out pussy.

[Hektik]

hit em in the mouth!

[§treet_§peed]

Like these three chicks I was meeting up with this weekend. My cousin tagged along with me. Dude just got out of a three year relationship, so I could understand him wanting to get laid a little bit but damn. Every piece of ass that came next to me he would try his fucking hardest to divert their attention to him. He was trying to to this to every dude. Didn't matter if they were with fat chicks or whatever.

[98blackcivic]

Like these three chicks I was meeting up with this weekend. My cousin tagged along with me. Dude just got out of a three year relationship, so I could understand him wanting to get laid a little bit but damn. Every piece of ass that came next to me he would try his fucking hardest to divert their attention to him. He was trying to to this to every dude. Didn't matter if they were with fat chicks or whatever.

embarrassment to the family..

[quickdodge®]

If you had any "game" to begin with, no one would be able to keep you from anything.

A man is only "cock blocked" because the lady he was trying to get with didn't want him in the first pace.

If a girl really wanted to get with you, then some dude trying to get in the mix would have no effect. Think about for a minute. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

If you had any "game" to begin with, no one would be able to keep you from anything.

A man is only "cock blocked" because the lady he was trying to get with didn't want him in the first pace.

If a girl really wanted to get with you, then some dude trying to get in the mix would have no effect. Think about for a minute. Later, QD.

+96. Later, QD.

[speedminded]

If you had any "game" to begin with, no one would be able to keep you from anything.

A man is only "cock blocked" because the lady he was trying to get with didn't want him in the first pace.

If a girl really wanted to get with you, then some dude trying to get in the mix would have no effect. Think about for a minute. Later, QD.

Bingo! "Cock blocking" is just another excuse for failing.

[AdriSciontC]

Sounds like he's jealous... and knows if he doesn't try hard all the hoes will come your way, not his... sounds like an attention whore IMO...

Oh and I agree with QD...

[Gabe]

[QUOTE=civicgurlie;38653154]Sounds like he's jealous... and knows if he doesn't try hard all the hoes will come your way, not his... sounds like an attention whore IMO...


x2

every hoe has to be approached like they ain't shit but dont be a dick either and they will come to you my brotha.

[lanning]

the worst is when the person that is cock blockin already has a boyfriend/ girlfriend

[§treet_§peed]

Hell he just started dating another girl last night when him and his fiance that he was with for a little over three years and has a son. The bad thing is two of the girls were sluts. Cause each time they were all over me until I went to go piss. But whatever I guess. Also, he just told me when he went to leave he looked in his wallet to get out some money for gas, he discovered someone stole both his truck payment and his credit card he had in his wallet. This might sound a little mean, but karma is a bitch I guess.

[81911SC]

I thought you were engaged anyway?

[§treet_§peed]

I thought you were engaged anyway?

lol That was a good while back man.

[§treet_§peed]

I wouldn't say that's always true about the girl not being interested. But who knows. I say that because this one girl I met about two weeks ago I had been talking to pretty seriously, well I had a phone call that I had to take. Was gone for like three minutes. He moved from across the booth to sit beside her and looked at me like I guess you're shit out of luck. I was like alright fuck you then.

[quickdodge®]

I wouldn't say that's always true about the girl not being interested. But who knows. I say that because this one girl I met about two weeks ago I had been talking to pretty seriously, well I had a phone call that I had to take. Was gone for like three minutes. He moved from across the booth to sit beside her and looked at me like I guess you're shit out of luck. I was like alright fuck you then.

But check it from this angle....had she been interested in you, she would have told that dude, no thanks. Later, QD.

[AdriSciontC]

But check it from this angle....had she been interested in you, she would have told that dude, no thanks. Later, QD.

Yep, true story

[§treet_§peed]

But check it from this angle....had she been interested in you, she would have told that dude, no thanks. Later, QD.

Even when I was leaving that one in the booth at the restaurant we were eating at, she was like no don't go you have to take me home. I was nah get him to do it. My parents will be mad (girl is 19). I was like o well. Even this girl that stayed with me last night. He was talking to his ex on the phone for fucking 4 hours while we were fucking then trying to sleep. This morning when I wake up cause I hear him trying to wake her up. Even tho she is right beside me, he was asking her for her phone number. It never stops. He was trying to get phone numbers out of my phone as well because he said he thought two of the girls where cute on Friday night. I was like dude wtf.

[D3UC3S]

Even when I was leaving that one in the booth at the restaurant we were eating at, she was like no don't go you have to take me home. I was nah get him to do it. My parents will be mad (girl is 19). I was like o well. Even this girl that stayed with me last night. He was talking to his ex on the phone for fucking 4 hours while we were fucking then trying to sleep. This morning when I wake up cause I hear him trying to wake her up. Even tho she is right beside me, he was asking her for her phone number. It never stops. He was trying to get phone numbers out of my phone as well because he said he thought two of the girls where cute on Friday night. I was like dude wtf.

dont live with your parents...that usually helps

[§treet_§peed]

dont live with your parents...that usually helps

lol the house I live in is in my name. I have half of it to myself which my mom never bothers me. We enter, leave, stay, etc. on my side of the house, unless you go to the kitchen.

[b@d @pple]

cock blockers have never really been an issue..if she wants you youll know it,if not you can both fuck her..just sayin

[§treet_§peed]

cock blockers have never really been an issue..if she wants you youll know it,if not you can both fuck her..just sayin

Just something about having a guys balls touch mine that doesn't appeal to me. Reason I say that is cause he likes anal and I don't wanna stare at his ugly ass while I'm getting off.

[b@d @pple]

Just something about having a guys balls touch mine that doesn't appeal to me. Reason I say that is cause he likes anal and I don't wanna stare at his ugly ass while I'm getting off.

understandable

[D3UC3S]

My fiancee cock blocks me all the time. FML

im in a puss drought

[b@d @pple]

My fiancee cock blocks me all the time. FML

im in a puss drought

[D3UC3S]

[b@d @pple]

[D3UC3S]

:idb:

SMILEY WARRRRR!! FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[§treet_§peed]

Lol, it's like he gets mad a jealous when he isn't talking or fucking every girl. I mean he's my family and I have love for him, but damn. You need to step off and quick keeping my dick from entering some pussy.

[b@d @pple]

Lol, it's like he gets mad a jealous when he isn't talking or fucking every girl. I mean he's my family and I have love for him, but damn. You need to step off and quick keeping my dick from entering some pussy.

theres always kayla

[D3UC3S]

Than why would they be pissed if you brought some tail home

19 yr old booty is awesome...unless your 35 like Justin...EL OH EL


:boobies::boobies::idb::idb:

[b@d @pple]

Than why would they be pissed if you brought some tail home

19 yr old booty is awesome...unless your 35 like Justin...EL OH EL


:boobies::boobies::idb::idb:

negro 28 is not 35
plus someone told me age is just a number..

[D3UC3S]

negro 28 is not 35
plus someone told me age is just a number..

Da Brat told you that


LOL negro, 28 is the new 35...u didn't get the memo?

[b@d @pple]

Da Brat told you that


LOL negro, 28 is the new 35...u didn't get the memo?

hey now..buttsex is the new black

[D3UC3S]

hey now..buttsex is the new black

Then color me midnight oil....

[teh bri]

negro 28 is not 35
plus someone told me age is just a number..

[D3UC3S]

Nope...it was DA BRAT who told him in 1997...sorry

[teh bri]

Nope...it was DA BRAT who told him in 1997...sorry

I didn't tell him that age was just a number. I was agreeing with him.


Because it is. Maturity and Responsibilities are more important that how old they are.


Just Sayin.

[AdriSciontC]

Becareful of "stage 5 clingers"...