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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple View Post
    negro 28 is not 35
    plus someone told me age is just a number..

    Da Brat told you that


    LOL negro, 28 is the new 35...u didn't get the memo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    Da Brat told you that


    LOL negro, 28 is the new 35...u didn't get the memo?
    hey now..buttsex is the new black

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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed View Post
    Thing is, he claims he is over and hates his ex for running off and taking his son. He is not his biological son, but he has been raising him since he was born. Anyways, she is at some dudes house fucking that guys brains out and my cousin flips out with jealousy. I was like I thought you said it doesn't matter and doesn't bother you what she does anymore? He says it doesn't. I'm like yeah sure.



    Ok another point to take into consideration. He gets mad at me when I call him out on cock blocking me right. He says he's just trying to get his dick wet. I'm like you think I'm not? But why does it have to be with every girl I'm talking too? I see over a hundred girls that you could go talk too, but no you choose the girl or girls I am.

    It's b/c he isn't confident enough to break the ice. He steals your thunder once you have gotten over the awkward meeting/game spitting.

    He is the person you avoid when going for pussy
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple View Post
    hey now..buttsex is the new black

    Then color me midnight oil....
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple View Post
    most dont..if she doesnt become a clinger until you give her some then deductively one is good at fucking
    That or she doesn't know better.... or had better....

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    It's b/c he isn't confident enough to break the ice. He steals your thunder once you have gotten over the awkward meeting/game spitting.

    He is the person you avoid when going for pussy
    always avoid "he" when going for pussy..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by civicgurlie View Post
    That or she doesn't know better.... or had better....
    thats all semantics..if she has no comparison then she cant judge

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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple View Post
    always avoid "he" when going for pussy..lol

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

    OWNT My DAMN SeLF
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

    OWNT My DAMN SeLF
    observant is me

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    cliff notes:

    Fuck bitches, get money, avoid "he" when chasing puss
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    cliff notes:

    Fuck bitches, get money, avoid "he" when chasing puss
    hmmm

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    what...thats all i had.

    the funnies are not in my brain today
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    mmmm lunch time...

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    HAM SAMMIES

    I love xmas leftovers

    J lets go eat sushi tonight
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    Also, this girl today is supposed to be meeting up with me when she gets off work. He was like who is she, so I showed him a pic of her on my phone. He was like o hell Ill have to leave I can't bust you out like that. I know her. He acts like every girl automatically wants him.
    You know better; next time will be a ban.

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    He's probably gay... has to "prove" he's not gay by banging anything and everything....

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    Quote Originally Posted by civicgurlie View Post
    He's probably gay... has to "prove" he's not gay by banging anything and everything....

    probably just insecure..been out of the "dating" world apparently..

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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple View Post
    probably just insecure..been out of the "dating" world apparently..
    Could be both... insecure because he's gay....

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    Quote Originally Posted by civicgurlie View Post
    Could be both... insecure because he's gay....
    gay because hes insecure

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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple View Post
    gay because hes insecure
    Toe-may-toe, toe-ma-toe..... Same difference.... he's gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by civicgurlie View Post
    Toe-may-toe, toe-ma-toe..... Same difference.... he's gay

    well fuck..ok agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge® View Post
    If you had any "game" to begin with, no one would be able to keep you from anything.

    A man is only "cock blocked" because the lady he was trying to get with didn't want him in the first pace.

    If a girl really wanted to get with you, then some dude trying to get in the mix would have no effect. Think about for a minute. Later, QD.
    Bingo! "Cock blocking" is just another excuse for failing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple View Post
    well fuck..ok agreed
    Tomatos are fruits too (@least in the true definition of the word...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by civicgurlie View Post
    Tomatos are fruits too (@least in the true definition of the word...)
    anything with a seed is a fruit..peppers and olives included

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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple View Post
    anything with a seed is a fruit..peppers and olives included
    This I know... its an ovary of the plant... biology major ftw! and when you're allergic to pollen, you're really allergic to plant sperm! =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by civicgurlie View Post
    This I know... its an ovary of the plant... biology major ftw! and when you're allergic to pollen, you're really allergic to plant sperm! =P
    I hate tree cum. That shit gets all over fresh cars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple View Post
    anything with a seed is a fruit..peppers and olives included

    lettuce has seeds...carrots have seeds...cucumbers/squash/zucchini have seeds
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    lettuce has seeds...carrots have seeds...cucumbers/squash/zucchini have seeds
    Lettuce and carrots have seeds? Wha? Carrots are the ROOT of the plant. The seeds are the flower ABOVE the ground.


    *edit*
    Lettuce has will eventually have a flower grow out of it like a dandelion. There is no seeds in the lettuce itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded View Post
    I hate tree cum. That shit gets all over fresh cars.
    yeah damn them trees jizzing all over the place, yay for having a white car this year!

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    LOL...go to home depot...all the way back to the garden section...carrots have seeds in a pouch back there...usually next to the lettuce seeds
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    fuck em, just do it in front of them. MatthewAPM stayed at my house one night and I was fucking my girlfriend in my bed while he was in my room using my bathroom brushing his teeth in plain sight
    doin a burnout

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    LOL...go to home depot...all the way back to the garden section...carrots have seeds in a pouch back there...usually next to the lettuce seeds
    True, but the lettuce is the leaf of the flowering plant that has the seeds... and carrots (the ones we eat) are the taproot of the flowering plant that the seeds are from.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    LOL...go to home depot...all the way back to the garden section...carrots have seeds in a pouch back there...usually next to the lettuce seeds
    I have seeds in civicgurlies pouch, does that make me a vegetable and her the fruit? lulz! ~RUNS~

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded View Post
    I have seeds in civicgurlies pouch, does that make me a vegetable and her the fruit? lulz!
    Hrmmm I think you have me confused with another civicgurlie... banana man (sans yellow) is the only one allowed to plant seeds here....

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    fuck em lol matthewAPM stayed at my house one night and the next morning my girlfriend and I were having sex and he walked into my room to use my sink to brush his teeth, I did not stop right in front of him in plain sight with him brushing his teeth.
    doin a burnout

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    Quote Originally Posted by civicgurlie View Post
    Hrmmm I think you have me confused with another civicgurlie... banana man (sans yellow) is the only one allowed to plant seeds here....
    JK! I gave up on civic owning females 2 years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded View Post
    JK! I gave up on civic owning females 2 years ago.
    Its ok! I know you were kidding ... plus I own a Scion now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by civicgurlie View Post
    Its ok! I know you were kidding ... plus I own a Scion now...
    oh so you're a professional race car driver now?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded View Post
    oh so you're a professional race car driver now?!
    naw...

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    damn that shit getting posted twice, shoulda bought a mac
    doin a burnout

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