Quote Originally Posted by Papa_Smurf View Post
i've easily maneuvered my small cock into many tight, sticky situations in which many of you can't even imagine.
I hate reading posts when I know all the details. Dog vaginas don't count. Stop whackin it to dog porn man. Even Michael (Jackson) wasn't that bad.



Quote Originally Posted by stormcrow View Post
wait, wut? you were banging a chick and then decided to whack it? that or you don't know the meaning of "fap"... to fap, my good sir, is to whack off.
Actually I didn't know that, but when saying fap it seems to be an accurate onomatopoeia for the sound of fucking, but i guess it also pretty accurately describes the sound of chokin it