Back when I was in the 12th grade. I was skating with 2 white kids, they said I stole on of thier boards. The 2 of them tryed jumping me. One pussied out and the other one tryed to swing and missed, picked his bitch ass up and slammed his face in to the blacktop.
Mine was about 10 years ago, my friends cousin said I fucked up his house (was not me at all) and was talking shit so a mutual friend built him up sayin I was all scared of him and they came to my house as I walked out he threw his jacket on my hood turned threw his hands up, we circled a sec. then I stepped in bbusted his eyes wide open first hit, then he tackled me and I hit him about 5 more times in his fuckin water head on the way down, got out from under him stepped back to let him up and he ran tothe car holding his jacket to his fucked up eye
I cracked a knuckle and dislocated my naughty finger FTMFW!!!
Last year leaving one of our friends parties we saw one of his neighbors leave on a 600rr. We get halfway down another street and he comes flying past us only to drop the bike due to stupidity and alcohol content. Everyone in the car laughs at him so he gets mad rushes the car and punches the window. My friend Brett gets out and starts chasing him down the street. I know my friend Brett cant catch him and he says to stop following him as he runs back to his friends house. I chase Brett so when he catches him at the guys friends house he won't get jumped. I get there just in time to see them all come out and Brett get sucker punched. He hits the ground snoring and the dude starts to kick him. So I push the dude off and he comes after me thinking I'm the one kicked his bike back over *my other friend Marvin was fighting the already beaten bike*. He rushes me I use his momentum to take him to the ground and stick him in the face twice before being pulled off. He got a hit in when we were going down and cut the edge of my right eyebrow. I didn't find that out until later when the cop was taking my information down.
last halloween i threw a huge party. at the end of the night i started clearing the ppl out that needed to leave and getting pillows for the ones staying. i go to my laundry room to find a dude passed out drunk. i try to wake him up and he gets pissed and grabs my fukn balls! i automatically snap on his ass and grab him and slammed his head in the dryer a good 15-20 times screaming "YOU DONT FUKN TOUCH ME MOTHER FUKER!!" a couple of friends grab me off of him and took him out the back door. he falls right on his face ko'd and they drag him down the street. he wasnt there in the morn, i havent seen the guy since.
other then that im a pretty peaceful guy
until u piss me off when im drunk!
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Haven't had a real fight in awhile [over 6 years], the only thing I could think of is when I used to do brazilian jiu jitsu at the studio couple years ago.. just sparing and did some boxing with my dad and friends for fun.
I find it funny that everyone on IA won their last fight.
what are the chances of that?
my last fight was in 1st grade on the school bus. lots of swinging but I dont think either of us landed a punch. lol
Back quite a few years ago, my brother, niece, and nephew were all playing sega (when it was new). I had one of the two controllers and my brother didn't. He kept hitting my hand to make me mess up. I finally got fed up and told him to stop or I'd hit him. He didn't listen. Hit my hand one more time. Soon as his hand made contact, my other hand met his face. It was pretty funny, unfortunately my mom did the same to me, but harder for punishment. LOL
It was cereal business...
lol.
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My last fist fight was about 2 months ago at Club Motions in the the Underground. Some idiot decided 2 bring his girl 2 the club with him and her foul ass decided she wanted 2 get him jelous by dancing with me I guess. So she's rubbing her ass on my dilsnick and he runs up on me. So I swung and hit him, he falls and I guess 1 of his boys saw it and slashed my forehead with something(probably a blade) and had me gushin out blood. It was stopped by security and my bro bought me 2 the hospital...they used surgical glue 2 close the wound(didn't want any stiches). Funny thing is that 1 of my boys that was there with me got her #...wtf!
On the playground.
where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared...
SHE SAID YOUR MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR!
PIC TOO BIG
I got into with a guy in Helen, GA at the gas station. There was a 15 yr old kid behind the counter and this guy was calling him a dot head and a bunch of racial slurs.
I was loading wood into the back of an SUV and the kid walked outside where this guy was using the pay phone and asked him to get off the property. The guy started screaming and yelling "I'm gonna whoop your indian ass" while getting in the kids face.
I couldn't stand to listen to his mouth anymore so I started walking towards him and I yelled "why don't you come whoop my ass". He rushed over to me and got right in my face, he said "what are you gonna" and before he could finish his sentence I gave him a right hook to the face followed by 3 hard jabs and 2 more hooks.
He stumbled backwards stunned, look at his girl, and then rushed at me as to tackle me. As soon as he tried to tackle me at the waist, I grabbed him around his neck and put him in a guillotine choking the shit out of him. We kept moving backwards and eventually I rammed his head right into the front glass door of the gas station shattering it.
I kept the choke hold on him and stood back up. By this time he was purple and blue and his girl was yelling at me to let him go, so I did.
Him and his girl left and hopped in their car which had 4 more of his friends that just watched him get his ass whooped and they never stepped out of the car.
After the police showed up and I talked to them for about 5 minutes, I drove back towards our campsite only to find the guy and his girl parked on the dirt road I was camping off of. His girl was giving him shit and waving her finger in his face giving him the 3rd degree.
As I passed them, I beeped the horn, and threw up a peace sign with a smile.
The gas station was packed with probably 30+ people that witnessed this. After this guy left, a few people applauded my actions and the indian kid walked up and thanked me.
Pretty much my one and only was in jan of last year.
Since am an amature in the MMA I got to do it once a month but
I love it![]()
X2.......was about to post the same thing, either people are lying or those who got their asses handed to them don't want to post that story.
Never been in a fight in my life, never even thrown a punch. I went to private high school and every fight I saw turned into "push fights." I survived 5 drunken years in downtown Athens during college, so I figure if I got throughtthat without a single fight; I will probably never get in one.
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I killed a man 15 years ago with my bare hands. It was self defense though.
havent had to throw hands since Nov. 5th. was really dumb shit we downtown fightin ppl after getting thrown out the club. someone hit my boy wit a bottle and we all lost it. then took it to the parking deck.
that was when i said no more clubs. too much ignorance and i looked just as ignorant.
The last fist fight I was in, was back over the summer in downtown Athens. For one, I CANNOT stand frat boys. Was at J.R.'s Baitshack listening to some kid play upstairs, went out for a smoke in their smoking area. Some drunk frat bastard kept bumping into me, mind you I had a full cup of Crown and Sprite. He bumped into me once, and making it spill on my new Polo. I advised him to move the fuck on, and stop bumping into me. His reply, "Man fuck you, this is a free country". I let it slide, talking to my old college buddies, and the fucker bumped into me again, making me drop the cup. I looked at him, and said "you faggot ass motherfu...." before I could finish, he hit me dead in the jaw. I staggered backwards, and he laughed........before I knew it, he was on the ground, and my hand was bleeding. I had knocked him down with a right hook, and hit him five more times, and kicked him in the ribs. We left, went next door to the strip club for a few with a busted, "bandaged" hand......
last time I got my ass whipped was in high school, my junior year playing football, I was just released to play after a broken hip. Cool, in the 4th quarter, a big ass motherfucker form the opposing team hit me low on the same side I had broken my hip months before. I got up, and in his face. Took my helmet off, as did he. fist fight broke out, and I only landed maybe four "knock your ass out" punches, he wasnt fazed at all. He charged me, mounted me and fucking ground and pound. The only way I was able to fight back was to punch him in the neck, right near the throat. I had a bloody nose, broken pinky, and busted up upper lip. Needless to say, I had to run fucking laps for weeks. Lesson learned for sure. Btw, at the time I was 5'8'' 235lbs ripped, and was juicing, he was 6'1 285-300ish.
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Donkey punch count?
I kicked the Karate Kid's ass. I don't remember how old we were, probably around 10 or so. Kept fucking with me and he knocked me off my bike, if I remember correctly. Dude thought he was the shit because he was taking karate lessons. They apparently didn't teach them in karate class how to block a swift kick in the nuts, and a headlock.
I've never fought
CHASE ->>> WHAT MATTERS
i just kick em in the nuts
AND TEEE BAGGGGGGGGG
been a while...last solid fist fight i got into was with my best friend over a basketball game of all things around age 15 or so....we were super competitive when we were younger
we both walked away with messed up faces, blood here and there, and the poor guy had to have nose surgery earlier this year, 10 years later, to finally repair my last hit from that fight
btw, he was my best man in my wedding and vice versa....even though we were idiots when we were younger he's still my best friend
July 2006.
I was in England (when I was still in the service) and England had just gotten beaten in the World Cup semi-finals. Some blueball motherfucker thought it would be a good idea to sucker punch me b/c my friend Rufus was getting uppity. Broke my nose, and Rufus cut his face open when he broke a bottle over it. When some guy went for Rufus (who was on the ground, about to pound the first guy in the face), I kneed him below his right eye, which dropped him.
We got thrown out, and that was it. Damndest thing. My nose never straightened up, the bridge is still off center just a touch.
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2 month ago i think?
Went to athens, got drunk and my friend started to argue with these two white boys. They called my white friend, a ****** i guess?
I'm not really sure since we were all drunk but after few mins one of the white boys from athens told my friend to hit him. So he did and fight popped off. My friend and that guy fought, and i fought his other friend. We won and drank again. Fun night.
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Honestly...I've never been in a fist fight. Any problems I have with people blow over pretty quickly.
Been about a 1yr since my last fist fight. In the BK parking lot. Some guy kept making rude and un-called for comments to my mother while I was in the restroom. Came out and just did catch the last thing he said about my mom's ass right as he was turning around. I just calmly drug him out by his collar and proceeded to beat the living shit out of him. Ended up with BK manger running out yelling he called the cops to my mom getting in her car and leaving and same thing with me. I have not once seen that guy around town since. Bad thing is, I get it alot because my mom is a milf to most every guy I know, so everywhere I go with her... I'm having to either say something or getting rude. I mean, looking is one thing but rudely staring or making comments is just dumb on there part.
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