July 2006.

I was in England (when I was still in the service) and England had just gotten beaten in the World Cup semi-finals. Some blueball motherfucker thought it would be a good idea to sucker punch me b/c my friend Rufus was getting uppity. Broke my nose, and Rufus cut his face open when he broke a bottle over it. When some guy went for Rufus (who was on the ground, about to pound the first guy in the face), I kneed him below his right eye, which dropped him.

We got thrown out, and that was it. Damndest thing. My nose never straightened up, the bridge is still off center just a touch.