are you crypto linquist???? or computers right???

i was af


hers a few tips....


SHUT THE FUCK UP

DO NOT VOLUNTEER FOR ANYTHING (except bed aligner or shoe aligner) trust me i know

DO NOT SNEEK MAIL TO CHAPEL GUIDE

DONT BE A PUSSY BITCH AND WASH OUT OF BOOT CAMP

DO NOT TELL ANYONE IF YOU HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION (especially in the airforce they will throw you out for anything as they are overmanned)

YOU WILL GET THE "DORM COUGH" (its like pnemonia or whooping cough but i think it has something to do with all the shots they give you) EAT THE LOZENGES LIKE CANDY TO FIGHT IT OR THE LITTLE RED PILLS FROM THE DESPENCARY

DO NOT GET SCARED

DO NOT PUT 3 ROUND BURST ON IT DOESNT WORK AND WILL GET YOU SMOKED BY THE TI (i know because i tried and the m16 almost exploded..... it kinda did actually and i got fucking drilled)