Things that make you LOL IRL.

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I'll start off with a couple.

One thing that gets me is when a girl that has had a baby and still is fat 2 years later claims it's "baby fat" hahahahahha. Like this one girl I know, she had a nice body til she got knocked up, then bam, that all went out the window. She says she is only a little heavier because the fat from her pregnancy of almost 3 years ago... I'm like Yeah sure....

Another one is when people claim and think they can either sing, play the guitar, play the bass, play the drums, or any combination of what I listed, just because they can FC a song on Guitar Hero or Rock Band. That type of stuff always gives me a chuckle because I'm a musician myself. I can dj a little (rap and/or techno/trance/rave/house style stuff), I'm a percussionist, and I can play the piano and the organ(mainly the church or symphonic style although I have played a old school pipe organ twice).


Anyways list yours....

Me and b@d @pple had a few conversations tonight around town and we L'dIRL....some chick at publix had the biggest forehead we had ever seen...

Krogers meat department smelled like death so we were laughing at the guy cleaning out the obvious broken cooler of turkey whatever..all as we were running away from that store and going to Publix..you seriously couldn't even breathe...WTF Kroger?

UMM...as far as everyday???
1:People driving like assholes in front of you and then later seeing them pulled over
2:When you see an episode of COPS and the guy in the passenger seat finds out he has just been caught with a TRANNY hooker!< this is great and always good for a hard laugh.
3:about 10 people on IA
4:my daughter laughing at me
5:my dog when he farts and it scares him so bad he runs away biting his ass and barking at it.(people can vouch for how retarded my dog is)
6:x3 on fat people falling over...they just have no chance and its great!
7:The sig that has the dancing stormtrooper...i dunno why but it makes me laugh
8:Years ago,I saw a lady bicycling at Stone Mtn park and she was looking back at traffic just as our family van passed and she hit the side of her face on a pedestrian x walk sign and falling off the bike...that was proably the closest i ever came to pissing myself.
9:seeing people get bitten by sharks or snapping turtles that they have caught..HAHAHA dumbass!
10:fat strippers