Things that make you LOL IRL.

[§treet_§peed]

I'll start off with a couple.

One thing that gets me is when a girl that has had a baby and still is fat 2 years later claims it's "baby fat" hahahahahha. Like this one girl I know, she had a nice body til she got knocked up, then bam, that all went out the window. She says she is only a little heavier because the fat from her pregnancy of almost 3 years ago... I'm like Yeah sure....

Another one is when people claim and think they can either sing, play the guitar, play the bass, play the drums, or any combination of what I listed, just because they can FC a song on Guitar Hero or Rock Band. That type of stuff always gives me a chuckle because I'm a musician myself. I can dj a little (rap and/or techno/trance/rave/house style stuff), I'm a percussionist, and I can play the piano and the organ(mainly the church or symphonic style although I have played a old school pipe organ twice).


Anyways list yours....

[stillaneon]

I'll start off with a couple.

One thing that gets me is when a girl that has had a baby and still is fat 2 years later claims it's "baby fat" hahahahahha. Like this one girl I know, she had a nice body til she got knocked up, then bam, that all went out the window. She says she is only a little heavier because the fat from her pregnancy of almost 3 years ago... I'm like Yeah sure....

Another one is when people claim and think they can either sing, play the guitar, play the bass, play the drums, or any combination of what I listed, just because they can FC a song on Guitar Hero or Rock Band. That type of stuff always gives me a chuckle because I'm a musician myself. I can dj a little (rap and/or techno/trance/rave/house style stuff), I'm a percussionist, and I can play the piano and the organ(mainly the church or symphonic style although I have played a old school pipe organ twice).


Anyways list yours....

My favorite are people who bitch about their position in life but aren't motivated enough to do anything to change it.

[nreggie454]

Fat people falling over.

[punkr6]

stupid threads, like this one...

[NovaScotia]

Soulja Boy in general...

[BABY J]

I laugh at pancakes for thinking that they can beat waffles. A waffle would beat the living SHIT out of a pancake - I seent it happen.

[jdm>usdm]

Fat people falling over.

[mchschase27]

Peoples mom's.

[bdydrpdmazda]

farts

[amandDA]

obnoxious people who think they r the best thing ever created

[bdydrpdmazda]

obnoxious people who think they r the best thing ever created

That would be me without the obnoxious part

[amandDA]

That would be me without the obnoxious part

u r confident lol

[bdydrpdmazda]

u r confident lol

QFT

[D3UC3S]

I'll start off with a couple.

One thing that gets me is when a girl that has had a baby and still is fat 2 years later claims it's "baby fat" hahahahahha. Like this one girl I know, she had a nice body til she got knocked up, then bam, that all went out the window. She says she is only a little heavier because the fat from her pregnancy of almost 3 years ago... I'm like Yeah sure....

Another one is when people claim and think they can either sing, play the guitar, play the bass, play the drums, or any combination of what I listed, just because they can FC a song on Guitar Hero or Rock Band. That type of stuff always gives me a chuckle because I'm a musician myself. I can dj a little (rap and/or techno/trance/rave/house style stuff), I'm a percussionist, and I can play the piano and the organ(mainly the church or symphonic style although I have played a old school pipe organ twice).


Anyways list yours....

Me and b@d @pple had a few conversations tonight around town and we L'dIRL....some chick at publix had the biggest forehead we had ever seen...

Krogers meat department smelled like death so we were laughing at the guy cleaning out the obvious broken cooler of turkey whatever..all as we were running away from that store and going to Publix..you seriously couldn't even breathe...WTF Kroger?

UMM...as far as everyday???
1:People driving like assholes in front of you and then later seeing them pulled over
2:When you see an episode of COPS and the guy in the passenger seat finds out he has just been caught with a TRANNY hooker!< this is great and always good for a hard laugh.
3:about 10 people on IA
4:my daughter laughing at me
5:my dog when he farts and it scares him so bad he runs away biting his ass and barking at it.(people can vouch for how retarded my dog is)
6:x3 on fat people falling over...they just have no chance and its great!
7:The sig that has the dancing stormtrooper...i dunno why but it makes me laugh
8:Years ago,I saw a lady bicycling at Stone Mtn park and she was looking back at traffic just as our family van passed and she hit the side of her face on a pedestrian x walk sign and falling off the bike...that was proably the closest i ever came to pissing myself.
9:seeing people get bitten by sharks or snapping turtles that they have caught..HAHAHA dumbass!
10:fat strippers

[§treet_§peed]

Some great material in this thread.

[thecrazyone]

when i smoke weed, it makes me laugh out loud in real life and in my head yea i said it.

[§treet_§peed]

I haven't smoke pot in so long. It's been at least 7 years.

[§treet_§peed]

This made me LIRL Wow. How blacked out do you have to be to pull off this parking job?

[JITB]

People who flip out

When people trip and DONT recover

sunglasses at night

watching people fall asleep in chairs

watching peoples faces when the make left turns at intersections

the look on peoples faces when they know u saw them dig in their butt

electric wheel chairs on public roads

Unicycles

people falling up stairs

ugly mean people

fat gay men

[bdydrpdmazda]

People who flip out

When people trip and DONT recover

sunglasses at night

watching people fall asleep in chairs

watching peoples faces when the make left turns at intersections

the look on peoples faces when they know u saw them dig in their butt

electric wheel chairs on public roads

Unicycles

people falling up stairs

ugly mean people

fat gay men

these both made me laugh thinking about them

[DeeAOne]

hmm..

people who fart and dont even acknowledge it.

when you walk into to a public bathroom and there is a guy taking a massive shit, you hear the water splash, and you know it hit his ass.

when people trip and look around to see if anyone saw it.

[BABY J]

This:

BWA BWA BWA HA HA!!! LMAO!!!!

[Ed]

i play drums on rock band on expert, so that makes me a drummer automatically.

[ducati 1198]

When people trip and DONT recover




watching peoples faces when the make left turns at intersections

two great ones

[BABY J]

"Tag Applied For" signs on people's cars. LOL. You don't "apply" for a tag... you just go get one. LOL

[§treet_§peed]

Unless it's a new one or you're just to fucking lazy to get one, also to cheap.

[ATL_EG]

When people trip and DONT recover

your gonna need to be more specific here

[efman]

white trash trying to act thug

[TSiFTW]

white trash trying to act thug

This. Makes me laugh out loud every time.

[§treet_§peed]

Wiggers make me LOL IRL as well.

[RedEj8]

When I throw a ball in my house and my dog chases it and runs into a wall because he can't stop on the wood floors.

Cats jumping 4 feet in the air when they get scared.

Drunk people falling and then getting pissed at people for laughing at them.

Fat bitches dancing on tables and falling off.

Rag heads "drifting" down the road in their FWD cars and careening off the road nailing like 50 people.

Ricers.

[BABY J]

lol

[§treet_§peed]

When I throw a ball in my house and my dog chases it and runs into a wall because he can't stop on the wood floors.

I used to love watching my dog do this downstairs. Man I miss him.. He got off his runner in the backyard and got hit by drunk driver. Reason I know dude driving was drunk is cause he wrecked right as he hit my dog. He was driving on the wrong side of the road to begin with...Fucking drunk driving people.

[bonezMTA]

when someone talks hell of shit about another persons car and then they get walked on LOL happened last night at moreland when some dudes tried a type R.

[§treet_§peed]

Nick Hogan makes me LOL IRL.

[nreggie454]

People that think Type Rs are fast.

[Sir_Christopher]

People that still goes to morland

[u8myore0]

"are u done yet"

[§treet_§peed]

People that still goes to morland

I remember when Moreland Ave. was a hell of a place.

[Buttons]

I'll start off with a couple.

One thing that gets me is when a girl that has had a baby and still is fat 2 years later claims it's "baby fat" hahahahahha. Like this one girl I know, she had a nice body til she got knocked up, then bam, that all went out the window. She says she is only a little heavier because the fat from her pregnancy of almost 3 years ago... I'm like Yeah sure....

I know a girl who never had a kid, but she calls it "baby fat", because she's always been fat. lol

when people get worked up over almost nothing... it makes me laugh.