So here I sit...

[Pher]

The title reminded me of a poem...

Here I sit, all broken hearted...
Tried to shit, but only farted.

[bdydrpdmazda]

The title reminded me of a poem...

Here I sit, all broken hearted...
Tried to shit, but only farted.

i read that in a port-a-shitter one time.

reps for the lols

[Total_Blender]

The title reminded me of a poem...

Here I sit, all broken hearted...
Tried to shit, but only farted.

Here I sit in a smelly vapor
went to shit but theres no paper
here comes the bus
no time to linger
look out ass
here comes my fingers

One of my old bosses was talking about one of my lazy ass co-workers and he said "his momma should have swallowed him when she had the chance". I literally rolled on the floor laughing.