Teleporting.
Don't be a copy cat.
Discuss.
Teleporting.
Don't be a copy cat.
Discuss.
NWS FTW
to be able to FLY...
invisibility. Im going to every girls locker room and changing room and of course stealing some cash from pricks and asses.
to close this thread and ban you all.....
full color xray vision, so I can see titties everyday like 24/7
to be able to copy any other powers i wanted
like the flash
GECKOSquad
the power to convince any girl to like me, so I will never be alone again
*sad*
Definitely invisibility or teleporting. I would rob banks and more importantly I would travel the world penetrating the vaginas of famous women while they were in a deep sleep. They would think they are having a romantic dream while I thrust my manhood in and out of thier orifice. Win win situation for both of us.
I would call myself Bonerman!
It would be badassicle.
to be able to turn my piss into gasoline
the power to instantly start playing 2 Girls 1 cup over any theater screen on a Friday / Saturday night.
LOL.. invisible guys would go "sharking" all day, you pervs!
NWS FTW
Mind control.
UGA: Everybody is laughing at us this year.
Never ending strength like the Hulk.
Invisibility!!!!! That is limitless power. F the rest,I don't need to damn fly if u can't see me standing next to u. I can steal anything I want, and I wish a dude would try to play me. I'd be 2 feet away from his bed, pop off his condom when him and the side chick are switching positions, then take his keys and drive his car off a cliff. He'd never know.
If I wanna go on vacation I can sneak on a plane and go anywhere. If I'm tired of looking at ur face I can go to the bathroom and never come back.
There's nothing u can't do LMFAO!!!!
My boyfriend is better than you...
The power to remove Obama from the Oval Office.
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The ability to be the best DANCER!
I cant believe nobody has mentioned to be a MOD on IA. I would totally ask for that, then I could get hot bitches and moderate people all up in the lounge.
To read minds![]()
Radiation lasers from my eyes. That way I could fry a mother fucker that pissed me off.
bring people back to life! that way i could see my dad