Quote Originally Posted by Lurker View Post
Definitely invisibility or teleporting. I would rob banks and more importantly I would travel the world penetrating the vaginas of famous women while they were in a deep sleep. They would think they are having a romantic dream while I thrust my manhood in and out of thier orifice. Win win situation for both of us.

I would call myself Bonerman!

It would be badassicle.

lmao. stop lurking.