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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurker View Post
    Tape a note to her car saying "if your alarm continues to go off during the night and you don't turn it off I'm going to smear shit on your door handles".
    we have a winner.
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    During the night just smear shit under her door handles.

    No warnings, just do it.
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    Just call the police! Tell them you think someone may have been trying to break into her car for the past couple of days because the siren continues to go off every night. Have them speak to her about her loud ass car. Or if I were you (and I have been known to do this) just knock on her door and tell her the car has been a disturbance. If she cooperates great! If not, have her shit towed (I haven't had something towed but I would).
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    Just call the police! Tell them you think someone may have been trying to break into her car for the past couple of days because the siren continues to go off every night. Have them speak to her about her loud ass car. Or if I were you (and I have been known to do this) just knock on her door and tell her the car has been a disturbance. If she cooperates great! If not, have her shit towed (I haven't had something towed but I would).
    I don't think you can just have someones property towed b/c it annoys you. If that were true then i would have 75% of the cars on Buford hwy towed..but good idea callin the cops tho
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    OP's a pussy and wont do anything but bitch to IA about how he is some hardass and going to put an axe through the windshield.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo View Post
    OP's a pussy and wont do anything but bitch to IA about how he is some hardass and going to put an axe through the windshield.

    lol if you only knew me as a wee teen you would know that destroying property was a hobby of mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    lol if you only knew me as a wee teen you would know that destroying property was a hobby of mine.
    But Day Callin yu ah ole puss ahh /\/igg tho shaw.




    Only about 10% of posters will see me on that

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    ^^^ That's already a given
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    ^^^ If I knew what the hell you were trying to say
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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    I got you KEV!!!! OH the LOL's
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    I don't speak jiggaboo. Can anyone translate this n!ggerish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    I don't speak jiggaboo. Can anyone translate this n!ggerish?

    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post

    You should be ashamed.

    You can't live in GA without understanding DSGB language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev View Post
    You should be ashamed.

    You can't live in GA without understanding DSGB language.
    i can translate for the uncultured limited vernacular person....


    or maybe not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    I don't speak jiggaboo. Can anyone translate this n!ggerish?
    I hope thats sarcasm i detect and not racism...
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    I hope thats sarcasm i detect and not racism...

    A little of both. It's ignorant to speak Ebonics.
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    ^^^ Mr. Walkman lolol

    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    A little of both. It's ignorant to speak Ebonics.

    But is it ignorance to understand it? As well as any other variation of english?

    Communication is Communication, as long as you get your point across.


    LOLz on you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev View Post
    ^^^ Mr. Walkman lolol




    But is it ignorance to understand it? As well as any other variation of english?

    Communication is Communication, as long as you get your point across.


    LOLz on you!
    OOO big letters to get your point across. You've been gotten to IMO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    A little of both. It's ignorant to speak Ebonics.
    tsk tsk tsk

    ignorance is bliss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    I don't speak jiggaboo. Can anyone translate this n!ggerish?
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    Where's that faggot Nismo. It's time he get gotten to as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    Where's that faggot Nismo. It's time he get gotten to as well.
    Wait, so what's the verdict? When will you be executing operation Axe to Windshield?


    Damn, glad I caught that in time, threads get derailed FAST

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev View Post
    Wait, so what's the verdict? When will you be executing operation Axe to Windshield?


    Damn, glad I caught that in time, threads get derailed FAST
    Apparently because she is black and I am white that is considered a hate crime here in Georgia. I feel that if all the attention is directed towards racism people won't get the point that her alarm was pissing me off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    Apparently because she is black and I am white that is considered a hate crime here in Georgia. I feel that if all the attention is directed towards racism people won't get the point that her alarm was pissing me off.

    No, You're not baking out of this one man!!!!


    NO..NO NOOOO.....[/said the way Will Smith said it in I am Legend]

    :22 seconds in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev View Post
    No, You're not baking out of this one man!!!!


    NO..NO NOOOO.....[/said the way Will Smith said it in I am Legend]

    :22 seconds in

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tK0e...om=PL&index=30
    The hidden version of that scene

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    duct tape a bag of sugar under her bumper then place an anonymous call to the police that you saw her selling cocain and she has some hidden in the car..then sit back and el oh el
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    Get some regular balloons and fill them a little more than halfway with water. Then add food coloring or some of a Koolade packet for color. Take Barbasol shaving cream and fill the rest of the ballons with it. Take a stroll outside and bomb the shit out of her annoying ass car. I would almost gaurantee that she doesnt park anywhere near you again and she will probably get the hint about the alarm. In the case that she doesnt, deflate her tires and rub shit under her door handles and leave a printed note about her alarm.
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    still haven't done anything? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Njobe View Post
    still haven't done anything? lol
    not too quick, He's got less than 48hours.

    Give him a chance.

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    light it up with an airsoft gun.

    thousands of BB sized dents would piss her off to no end.
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    Turns out she is moving anyway.
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    And I was so trying to impress you too.
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    dude i'll do it.

    i've been looking for any excuse possible to vandalize someones car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    And I was so trying to impress you too.
    as u should be....with all them damn red squares
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    as u should be....with all them damn red squares

    lol My e-cred > your whole life.
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    So has anything been done or is he just still crying?
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    My guess....still crying...and bragging about dumb shit he did as a kid
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    D3UC3S has been gotten to IMO
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