What to do about the fat cunts bimmer

**Friggintitsman** · 10-07-2009, 02:17 PM

The fat black bitch that live in my neighborhood had a 7 series bimmer that has either a really sensitive alarm or is defective. At night often times it goes off keeping everyone in the area awake all night. I'm pretty sure she is well aware that it happens.

I've been thinking of pounding on her door next time and making her shut it off. Or just setting the car on fire.

Suggestions?

**TSiFTW** · 10-07-2009, 02:19 PM

Molotov cocktail through front windshield should fix it.

**Friggintitsman** · 10-07-2009, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by TSiFTW

Molotov cocktail through front windshield should fix it.

I really want to trust me

**bdydrpdmazda** · 10-07-2009, 02:19 PM

go with your second instinct and take lots of pics before scurrying back in your house

**JITB** · 10-07-2009, 02:24 PM

you wont do anything... except complain to us about it!

im sure if you go and tell her when u see her she might try to take care of it

**Friggintitsman** · 10-07-2009, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by JITB

you wont do anything... except complain to us about it!

im sure if you go and tell her when u see her she might try to take care of it

You know nothing of my work

**J-ROCK** · 10-07-2009, 02:25 PM

just do it lol

**Echonova** · 10-07-2009, 02:25 PM

Break into car, since obviously she doesn't pay attention to the siren... Take your time.

Pop hood

Cut wires to siren.

Piss in the oil fill

Have a Heineken.

**hondachik** · 10-07-2009, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Echonova

Break into car, since obviously she doesn't pay attention to the siren... Take your time.

Break window.

Open door.

Hotwire the car.

Drive off to predetermined area with homies waiting.

Drop off car so they can chop it for parts.

Catch a ride home.

Have a Heineken and rough buttsecks.

fixed

**MongolPup** · 10-07-2009, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by hondachik

fixed

How dare you quote edit Echonova.

**Echonova** · 10-07-2009, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

How dare you quote edit Echonova.

Indeed...

**1d10t** · 10-07-2009, 08:11 PM

They are notorious for faulty hood switches, setting the alarm off. See it a lot

**Nemesis** · 10-07-2009, 02:43 PM

arson is always the best choice

**thecrazyone** · 10-07-2009, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Nemesis

arson is always the best choice

epic laughs.

**Friggintitsman** · 10-07-2009, 02:50 PM

I'm thinking of pouring brake fluid on the paint. Maybe in the form of a swastika

**J-ROCK** · 10-07-2009, 02:53 PM

rag in the gas tank neck thing and light it on fires

**Friggintitsman** · 10-07-2009, 02:57 PM

I'm going to write "YOU" on the windshield in white shoe polish, jump on the roof of the car, swing my ax into the windshield and leave it there.

**Kevykev** · 10-08-2009, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

I'm going to write "YOU" on the windshield in white shoe polish, jump on the roof of the car, swing my ax into the windshield and leave it there.

You have 72hours to prove yourself, *with pics.*

**oneSLOWex** · 10-07-2009, 02:58 PM

Wait till it goes off when its really late....then go beat on the door and tell her to turn the fucking thing off.

**Friggintitsman** · 10-07-2009, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by oneSLOWex

Wait till it goes off when its really late....then go beat on the door and tell her to turn the fucking thing off.

I said that in the OP lol

**oneSLOWex** · 10-07-2009, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

I said that in the OP lol

I know....

**SloWRX** · 10-07-2009, 03:07 PM

pour Aircraft Remover all over the car, it'll strip the paint to the metal. you'll be amazed how good it works

**Magnus213** · 10-08-2009, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by SloWRX

pour Aircraft Remover all over the car, it'll strip the paint to the metal. you'll be amazed how good it works

Aircraft remover? What is that, surface to air missiles?

**VQ35 Star** · 10-08-2009, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by Magnus213

Aircraft remover? What is that, surface to air missiles?

hghahahahhaa

**On_Her_Face** · 10-07-2009, 03:09 PM

Break the latch on the hood, steal the horn out of the car.

Duh.

**jhadleyh** · 10-07-2009, 03:09 PM

you should put poop on her door handles....simple yet effective....now whether or not it will stop the siren from going of i dont know but it sure would be funny to watch that bitch touch your poop

**Nemesis** · 10-07-2009, 03:10 PM

you should cut a hole in her chest and fuck her heart

**MongolPup** · 10-07-2009, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Nemesis

you should cut a hole in her chest and fuck her heart

How long does a heart stay warm? Long enough for a few buddies or is it a solo act?

**tdurr** · 10-08-2009, 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by Nemesis

you should cut a hole in her chest and fuck her heart

ROFL!!! i almost choked when i read that

**Kevykev** · 10-08-2009, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by Nemesis

you should cut a hole in her chest and fuck her heart

This is something to worry about!

Even though it was said jokingly, your mind is NOT right.

**ilovemyhonda.** · 10-07-2009, 03:38 PM

Is this the girl who came to the V driving like a bat out of hell?

**Friggintitsman** · 10-07-2009, 08:35 PM

That fucking car is right outside my window tonight.

**Echonova** · 10-07-2009, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

That fucking car is right outside my window tonight.

Step 1: Take half a pack of Ex-Lax
Step 2: Drink bottle of Mad Dog 20/20
Step 3: Hang ass out of window

**WalkS** · 10-07-2009, 08:39 PM

Well anything you do, take some pictures or videos and show us!

**.blank cd** · 10-07-2009, 08:51 PM

See if theres anything valuable in the car, break into it and take it, she'll just think the alarms messed up again and wont think to check

**.blank cd** · 10-07-2009, 09:57 PM

lol

**DeutscheBAG!** · 10-07-2009, 10:49 PM

the only thing your gonna do is come back on here in the morning still bitching about it cause your not gonna do shit to her car

**MR2DR** · 10-07-2009, 10:50 PM

you should grab a couple of your friends, dress up like ghosts, and scare in the middle of the night the next time the alarm goes off.

or.. i hear thermite does wonder.. right through the hood of her car.

**D3UC3S** · 10-08-2009, 01:48 AM

while the alarm is going off...throw baseball sized rocks at it from your window

**Lurker** · 10-08-2009, 02:13 AM

Tape a note to her car saying "if your alarm continues to go off during the night and you don't turn it off I'm going to smear shit on your door handles".

If that doesn't work, follow her to the store and take a baseball bat to the car next to hers leaving a huge dent on the side. Then knock out her headlight on the BMW. Leave a note stating "I'm sorry I hit your car with my BMW when I parked next to you, next time park your piece of shit a little better and leave more room, here is my tag #"insert her tag number here".

The end.

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