o0o0o let's see if I get this right!

I am an attention whore. Most people who listen to the hype think I am a bitch and they love to test and perpetuate the theory any time given the opportunity. My man will never marry me but our long lasting relationships makes people wonder if I am really that good in bed. I look like a man, but most people would love to see nudes anyways. I am unprofessional but people wish I still worked at the shop because now no one ever answers the phone. I only know how to donuts and am not really a drifter. No one knows why I ever got sponsored or a license. I thrive on drama and everyone hates it until I make a post. I act like I am above everyone on IA—but only because I know how to use grammar and spell and make points without name calling and other insults.

I think that just about sums it up.