> (215): I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in
> the fiction section.

> (970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm
> terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar. (rec'd):
> Just
> tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

I guess I have a weird sense of humor?