Oh it sucks to know that you'll be physically sick within a few hours- oh fuck.

[Doppelgänger]

So after working out in the garage most of the afternoon, I come in to make a yummy turkey sandwich. Grab the bread, turkey and some honey mustard and go to fucking town stacking up a SILF. So halfway through my well0deserved SILF, I decide I want a beer. While in the kitchen, I happen to glance at the container the turkey was in..and is now sitting on the counter by the garbage can.....and it said..... JULY 17 2009.

Fuck. I am soooooo going to fucking die. I ate that shit...albeit only half a sandsich...but I put enough meat on that bitch to make 524 sandwiches for starving African children...so it was really like I and one sandwiches worth of turkey in that "half" I had already eaten.

I mean, as I was making that hoe I was eating some of the turkey and it smelled/tasted pretty normal.....

So i've taken up drinking a couple more beers and a couple of glasses of Firefly in hopes I kill and toxic bacteria that was previously consumed.

FML.

[TheGodfather]

Hahahah, southerners can't read.

It's science.

[uproot]

Damn dude you just committed suicide

[quickdodge®]

If it was sealed properly and in the fridge all this time, a couple of months won't hurt you. Later, QD.

[Doppelgänger]

well ima kepp drining just incase to kill the bakterias....lmaoz

[Init2winit]

If it didn't have an obvious rotten smell, it was most likely ok.

[BKgen®]

LULZ.

Wouldn't be the first time someone on IA got sick from putting poultry in their mouth.

[Julio]

lol save this thread for pr00f

[hondachik]

Whens the funeral and who gets your car when u die?

[BKgen®]

who gets your car when u die?

You sure as hell don't, woman.

[hondachik]

You sure as hell don't, woman.

Fuck you and your banana boat.

And fuck your Micheal and Tina's older sister in your gay ass Barney signature.

[81911SC]

I'm hung the fuck over, and about to go out. Kinda the same. Ugh

[uproot]

[BKgen®]

Fuck you and your banana boat.

And fuck your Micheal and Tina's older sister in your gay ass Barney signature.

[Doppelgänger]

LOLzz OK . IVE NOIT hit my 4th glass of fire ffly and I reaaaalty want a cig...but that's not happening unleess someone wants to bring me a pcak. MANG i fell gooooooood.

Sooe .here are some pics of thst shit im talking about ....



i still have some FIrefly lef.t...and a couople bottle of Kaluah...

The glass of firfly pure I jsut purued


and the date of that adma turkwys..hahaha it loos liek that xhit expired in 2005 ...but i trust you..it' says 2009.



(im dunno how im soo good at posytin....still..im the sjhit...cipoy past ftw/)!!!!

[Doppelgänger]

i be hitting tyha ka;luah soon... i hpope after the firefly is one.

[uproot]

sell the turkey on ebay

[hondachik]

hows that activia working for ya?

[Doppelgänger]

it's not mine :ninja"


aiT'S Jenn's and I guess it was on sale at Publix.



I don;t eat "heath food" lololol

[Friggintitsman]

Magic 8 ball says

Your butt will piss for days

[JennB]

If it was sealed properly and in the fridge all this time, a couple of months won't hurt you. Later, QD.

I said this about 5 minutes after he ate it. Did he listen? Of course not. If meat is bad, you will know. Bad meat either looks gross or smells like death. I also have no idea where this old turkey even came from. Our fridge is clean and there are two packs of brand new turkey right in the front.


And there is no Activia in my fridge. It's just yogurt from Target. Activia sucks. I tried it once and my tummy made odd noises. No more of that.



Mike, if you ever drink all of my liquor again, I will kill you in your sleep.
















If I don't do it this time.

[dimsumboy]

i predict stressful living conditions and lots of

[FasTech]

Whats with this Firefly stuff?! Is it good? I like sweet tea.



Oh... um... bout your situation.. I ate some apple with peanut butter stuff that went out of date on the 11th or September. Tasted alright so I ate it. LOL.



I might die with you.

[dimsumboy]

wtf? group suicide and i wasn't invited... damn you fuckers !!!

[DeeAOne]

at least the bread wasnt moldy..

i know im not the only person who has gotten half way through a sandwich or almost finished only to find a cute little green corner on the crust...right..? lol

[JennB]

Whats with this Firefly stuff?! Is it good? I like sweet tea.

It's ridiculously good. I drink the normal sweet tea flavor and mix it with water, lemonade or tea. Add a little lemon or mint... yum. They make a few other flavors (lemon, mint, peach) but I haven't gotten around to buying any yet.

I was looking forward to a glass or two last night to help me sleep. I've had a horrible week and just drove three hours home last night. That didn't happen.

[ShooterMcGavin]

you dead yet?

[ShooterMcGavin]

for the record, just visited the firefly distillery over labor day wkend. managed to cop some of the lemonade vodka that won't be hitting any store shelves for at least a few more months, shit is legit

[RandomGuy]

if it was in the fridge/freezer you should be straight, right?

Maybe they were being conservative when they said july '09

[roxie911]

at least the bread wasnt moldy..

i know im not the only person who has gotten half way through a sandwich or almost finished only to find a cute little green corner on the crust...right..? lol

That happened to me at Waffle House. It was on the bottom half of the bread, so, you couldn't see it. I was smart enough to check my food before I ate it. Would've been SO bad!!

[BluesClues]

Am I the only one having trouble reading his drunk typing? lol