I have a coworker that has been out for a couple of days because he decided to get a vasectomy after just having his 3rd kid. Lately since he has been out, I have been his backup and have covering his work. Today he came into the office walking like he has been saddled up on a pony across the dry desert lands of Arizona on a cattle run or something. Legs all bowed out, he can hardly even sit down. And im like...

"man what the fuck is wrong with you?"

and he says "man, after that surgery my nuts have swelled up SERIOUSLY into the size of a fucking orange!"

"well I have been doing all your fucking work for like 4 days, so im calling shenanagans....pics or it didnt happen!"

and lo and behold this little fucker pulls out his cellphone and says "I KNEW you were going to say that so my girlfriend took some pictures last night" and let me say this bastard was not lying!

his nutsack literally looked like someone shoved a garden hose into his bag and just filled his sack up with water like big overfull cow utter. The shit was horrendous! and he wasn't kidding...his balls looked JUST like a flesh colored orange.

needless to say I feel a little gayer today than I did yesterday.


And somehow that has something to do with the newest "trendz" big swelled up ballsacks is all I got.