What's the next big "trend"?

[Echonova]

I have a coworker that has been out for a couple of days because he decided to get a vasectomy after just having his 3rd kid. Lately since he has been out, I have been his backup and have covering his work. Today he came into the office walking like he has been saddled up on a pony across the dry desert lands of Arizona on a cattle run or something. Legs all bowed out, he can hardly even sit down. And im like...

"man what the fuck is wrong with you?"

and he says "man, after that surgery my nuts have swelled up SERIOUSLY into the size of a fucking orange!"

"well I have been doing all your fucking work for like 4 days, so im calling shenanagans....pics or it didnt happen!"

and lo and behold this little fucker pulls out his cellphone and says "I KNEW you were going to say that so my girlfriend took some pictures last night" and let me say this bastard was not lying!

his nutsack literally looked like someone shoved a garden hose into his bag and just filled his sack up with water like big overfull cow utter. The shit was horrendous! and he wasn't kidding...his balls looked JUST like a flesh colored orange.

needless to say I feel a little gayer today than I did yesterday.


And somehow that has something to do with the newest "trendz" big swelled up ballsacks is all I got.

I had my vasectomy 4 years ago. w00t! I am on the cutting edge (pun)!!!!

[Njobe]

at age 79 you are pretty amazing to even get it up

[Echonova]

at age 79 you are pretty amazing to even get it up

I am married to a Mexican woman. If I don't get it up she will kill me in my sleep.


Motivation can make you do amazing things.

[FTMFL]

I am married to a Mexican woman. If I don't get it up she will kill me in my sleep.


Motivation can make you do amazing things.

Deportation?

just sayin'

[Njobe]

idk about you but just looking at some latinas it will go up and up hahahaha

[DieselNuts]

I am married to a Mexican woman. If I don't get it up she will kill me in my sleep.


Motivation can make you do amazing things.

[StreetHazard]

I am married to a Mexican woman. If I don't get it up she will kill me in my sleep.


Motivation can make you do amazing things.

Did your nutbag swell up like my coworkers did?

BTW i might be able to get the pic, its on my computer at work but I think I can log in remotely

[StreetHazard]

I am married to a Mexican woman. If I don't get it up she will kill me in my sleep.


Motivation can make you do amazing things.

I completely believe this man! I dated this latina girl when I was younger and we got in a verbal argument and she pulled out a fuggin knife! I grabbed her hands and she still slashed me with the knife (I have the scar on the top of my wrist)

[MINI]

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[StreetHazard]

DAMMIT I didnt type all that for nothing!

[Honda_91EF]

DAMMIT I didnt type all that for nothing!

Repped?lol.

[BKgen®]

rust.

[FTMFL]

rust.

Purpose rust or non-purpose rust?

[Echonova]

rust.

Sadly, I think the VW crowd played that one out before the rest of us got a chance to.

[Echonova]

Hopefully cars with working AC will come back. I'd love to get in on that trend.

[Njobe]

Hopefully cars with working AC will come back. I'd love to get in on that trend.

mine works like new

[FTMFL]

Hopefully cars with working AC will come back. I'd love to get in on that trend.

I have it but don't use it. Am I JDM?

[Honda_91EF]

I have it but don't use it. Am I JDM?

Lol, I turned that shit on today and you went fucking crazyyyyyyyyy.

[Echonova]

I have it but don't use it. Am I JDM?

Only if your display reads in Celsius and not Fahrenheit.

[FTMFL]

Only if your display reads in Celsius and not Fahrenheit.

It doesn't say....must be in celsius.

[quickdodge®]

Only if your display reads in Celsius and not Fahrenheit.

Soon as I pull the CVCC out of the shop, Echo, I'm bringing back something. I'm already working on bringing in what's next for it. Later, QD.

[FTMFL]

Soon as I pull the CVCC out of the shop, Echo, I'm bringing back something. I'm already working on bringing in what's next for it. Later, QD.

You have a old civic? What year?

[Echonova]

Soon as I pull the CVCC out of the shop, Echo, I'm bringing back something. I'm already working on bringing in what's next for it. Later, QD.

Hmmmmm. ~wonders~

[J-ROCK]

qd needs to hurry up with gettin the cvcc out the shop so we can see the next big thang!

[Echonova]

My car is still down due a mystery electrical problem Maybe non-running cars will be the next big thing?

[Njobe]

My car is still down due a mystery electrical problem Maybe non-running cars will be the next big thing?

shit start the trend... than you can be like yo biaches i was the first one to start taht shit yo

[FTMFL]

shit start the trend... than you can be like yo biaches i was the first one to start taht shit yo

Or not start it lolol.




jk man, hope you get it taken care of.

[Echonova]

shit start the trend... than you can be like yo biaches i was the first one to start taht shit yo

Nah, I'm gonna modify the suspension and stuff the widest wheels I can under the car. Fender flares are a must. Since the car doesn't run I don't have to worry about rubbing.

[Njobe]

hahahaha you would have the sickest none working car ever than

[THEONE]

Seems lately a lot of threads I look in, there umpteengagillion haters making fun of others peoples shit. So if rice is rice, and JDM is the new rice. Stock bodied cars slammed on painted OEM rims were never "clean". VIP is played out as well TE37 & CCW wheels. Just curious...

What are all you young, hip trend-setting ballers doing? I don't want to be left out.

there should be no trend followed that is what i call rice all those trendy assholes trying to please one another and makin fun of everyone elses cars, just be yourself and do what ever the hell you want with your car if you want a big wing or strange tail lights or whatever just do it, do it for you and no one else.

if someone dont like it FucK Em ...that simple.....

[98blackcivic]

im going for a normal person look.

[alpine_aw11]

Body kits will return, but only the ones that correctly add to the stock lines of the car if you get my meaning. This whole throw a lip kit on it and be done shit has to stop.

[thegovanator]

Modding Smart cars is the new thing...

[DieselNuts]

Back to trends, I think the tire/wheel tuck is here to stay.

Examples:









After thinking about it, this only applies to certain models. If you need 88 degrees of camber to tuck, this does not apply to you.

[zspeed24]

LJ Garcia... Haven't thought about some of these guys in a while but was cleaning out the garage the other day and came across a box of old Super Street and Sport Compact magazines and flipped through them and did some reminiscing about the good ol days

[Doppelgänger]

^^^ Holy wow..I remember that car and how everyone was wanting to get that widebody kit after that car hit the mags.

I predict....this stuff....

[Echonova]

^^^ Holy wow..I remember that car and how everyone was wanting to get that widebody kit after that car hit the mags.

I predict....this stuff....

Sadly, I believe you maybe onto something. Who will be the first to do it on the cheap with fence posts from Home Depot?

[Doppelgänger]

SportMaxx brand markers?? lol

[Sammich]

SportMaxx brand markers?? lol

LOL

[S2KJD]

Seems lately a lot of threads I look in, there umpteengagillion haters making fun of others peoples shit. So if rice is rice, and JDM is the new rice. Stock bodied cars slammed on painted OEM rims were never "clean". VIP is played out as well TE37 & CCW wheels. Just curious...

What are all you young, hip trend-setting ballers doing? I don't want to be left out.

totally agree 100%

i mentioned in the s2k + white thread a similar comment of if its the same old thing then suggest what you would do and that post has yet been responded to