Results 1 to 22 of 22

Thread: OMG Joke made me fall out of my seat.

  1. 10-12-2005, 04:31 PM #1
    Darling Nikki
    Darling Nikki is offline
    been so long
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Alpharetta
    Age
    41
    Posts
    6,467
    Rep Power
    28

    Default OMG Joke made me fall out of my seat.

    If you guys have seen this sorry my buddy just sent it to me:

    There was a cucumber, a pickle, a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "man" says my life sucks. When i get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad. The pickle looks at him and says you think you have it bad? When i get big, fat, and juicy, they tick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar. The penis looks at hima and says you think you have it rough? When i get big, fat, and juciy they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out!!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 10-12-2005, 04:34 PM #2
    tina
    tina is offline
    SpeedingTina
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Woodstock
    Age
    41
    Posts
    914
    Rep Power
    21

    Default

    Very Nice
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 10-12-2005, 04:35 PM #3
    Spyder
    Spyder is offline
    Formerly Spyder Man
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Buford, Ga
    Age
    47
    Posts
    14,149
    Rep Power
    39

    Default

    LOL!
    :boobies:
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 10-12-2005, 04:36 PM #4
    Scrappy
    Scrappy is offline
    ***POKE*** Scrappy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Age
    40
    Posts
    12,721
    Rep Power
    35

    Default

    hahaaaaa dirty girl
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 10-12-2005, 04:36 PM #5
    KevinT707
    KevinT707 is offline
    Asian Persuasion KevinT707's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Marietta
    Age
    39
    Posts
    7,047
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    hahah !
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 10-12-2005, 04:36 PM #6
    kelly marie
    kelly marie is offline
    bada-bling <3 kelly marie's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    woodstock
    Age
    43
    Posts
    10,942
    Rep Power
    32

    Default

    hahahaha thats funny nickie... i likey
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 10-12-2005, 04:37 PM #7
    IndianStig
    IndianStig is offline
    v2.0 IndianStig's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Gwinnett County
    Posts
    9,181
    Rep Power
    32

    Default

    LMAO, never seen tht one before.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 10-12-2005, 04:38 PM #8
    mocha latte cupcake
    mocha latte cupcake is offline
    Osaka Sokutatsu mocha latte cupcake's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    i'm a got dang wallaby!!
    Age
    41
    Posts
    21,322
    Rep Power
    54

    Default

    LOL! bwhahahahaha! lol!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 10-12-2005, 04:39 PM #9
    HyPer50
    HyPer50 is offline
    ‹^›‹(ňżó)›‹^›
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Age
    42
    Posts
    6,618
    Rep Power
    30

    Default

    lol nice
    Chris
    91' Mustang GT
    512rwhp/468ft-lb
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 10-12-2005, 04:39 PM #10
    JustinSane110™
    JustinSane110™ is offline
    100% Asshole FTW!!! JustinSane110™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Chillin....
    Age
    40
    Posts
    8,098
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    That one's new to me. +1

    **Edit:
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to VanillaMaggie again.
    Damn, imma hook it up when I can though.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 10-12-2005, 04:45 PM #11
    PSINXS
    PSINXS is offline
    akaDick em Down Tony PSINXS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    20 side of thangs
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,782
    Rep Power
    34

    Default

    good joke and your avatar rocks
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 10-12-2005, 05:02 PM #12
    Tiff-O-Bitties
    Tiff-O-Bitties is offline
    HBIC of IA Tiff-O-Bitties's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Gainesville
    Age
    41
    Posts
    13,185
    Rep Power
    39

    Default

    lol.. awesome!
    :boobies: & = :idb:
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 10-12-2005, 05:03 PM #13
    BTLFED
    BTLFED is offline
    Rutspeed/b00b CreW BTLFED's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Belview Insane Asylum
    Age
    48
    Posts
    30,776
    Rep Power
    61

    Default

    Baahhhhh!

    Edit: Poop.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to VanillaMaggie again.
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

    --Val for President 1979-2007--
    --RIP Val, You will be missed--

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 10-12-2005, 05:26 PM #14
    Kristi
    Kristi is offline
    Cav-E-R's Lesbian Seagull Kristi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Lawrenceville, GA
    Age
    42
    Posts
    5,263
    Rep Power
    26

    Default



    that is fucking great!
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!

    Myspace
    Facebook

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 10-12-2005, 06:02 PM #15
    Mike Lowrey
    Mike Lowrey is offline
    "She massages Shit" Mike Lowrey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    I don't know, ask Bob.
    Age
    50
    Posts
    8,349
    Rep Power
    32

    Default

    lol. nice.
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 10-12-2005, 06:17 PM #16
    atlvi3tb0i
    atlvi3tb0i is offline
    KEITH atlvi3tb0i's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Clayton County
    Age
    42
    Posts
    1,416
    Rep Power
    22

    Default

    lol
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 10-12-2005, 07:31 PM #17
    99ITRGIRL
    99ITRGIRL is offline
    I Just Wanna Be Loved... 99ITRGIRL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Acworth, GA
    Age
    38
    Posts
    3,870
    Rep Power
    24

    Default

    lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    No "I" in Team?? But there's a "U" in sUck lololol
    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    You momma so stupid she told everyone to repost shit.
    http://www.myspace.com/ashtonluv
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 10-12-2005, 07:47 PM #18
    Kevykev
    Kevykev is offline
    Something Else Kevykev's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    'Round These Parts
    Age
    43
    Posts
    15,713
    Rep Power
    45

    Default

    bahahaaaaaaaa!

    Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 10-13-2005, 10:09 AM #19
    The Golden Child
    The Golden Child is offline
    YELLOW POWER !!! The Golden Child's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    where do you live ??
    Age
    41
    Posts
    31,678
    Rep Power
    54

    Default

    old but its still funny ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 10-13-2005, 10:11 AM #20
    Boosted S60R
    Boosted S60R is offline
    IA'S Volvo Guy Boosted S60R's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    At 24Psi
    Age
    43
    Posts
    13,339
    Rep Power
    37

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by VanillaMaggie
    If you guys have seen this sorry my buddy just sent it to me:

    There was a cucumber, a pickle, a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "man" says my life sucks. When i get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad. The pickle looks at him and says you think you have it bad? When i get big, fat, and juicy, they tick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar. The penis looks at hima and says you think you have it rough? When i get big, fat, and juciy they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out!!!!
    lol
    Leisa and Val May You Rest In Peace!
    362 WHP
    401 WTQ NO NITROUS
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 10-13-2005, 11:30 AM #21
    Mike4831
    Mike4831 is offline
    02 Honda Civic Mike4831's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Conyers, GA
    Age
    39
    Posts
    345
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    That was pretty funny.


    I am God's gift to the stick shift.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 10-13-2005, 11:46 AM #22
    ŁG2♣
    ŁG2♣ is offline
    ... ŁG2♣'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    2o9
    Age
    37
    Posts
    5,465
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    OLD,... but shit is still funny lool
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Really good news!!! | dad called today..... »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules

About us
ImportAtlanta is a community of gearheads and car enthusiasts. It does not matter what kind of car or bike you drive, IA is an open community for any gearhead. Whether you're looking for advice on a performance build or posting your wheels for sale, you're welcome here!
Announcement
Welcome back to ImportAtlanta. We are currently undergoing many changes, so please report any issues you encounter with the site using the 'Contact Us' button below. Thank you!