a JM monday thread

[mocha latte cupcake]

so thats right today is my monday and eventful one it has been. z0mg idk whats going on i didn't get much sleep nor did i even figure out whats going on yet, thanks to all for a great epic weekend in teh ATL. no homo v. yousefs nipple.


also i've been transfered back to NISSAN now from INFINITI and i've been told i'm a "floating" employee which means i'm going to be handling NISSAN til one guy comes back from sick leave (idk but its something serious from what i understand) and then i'm being transfered to HYUNDAI to take over for a parts girl over there. idk whats going on but this sure is an interesting monday morning for me.

[VQ35 Star]

......isn't it Tuesday?

[Mike Lowrey]

LOL @ Hyundai. You know the lolis do not flock to the hyundai, like they do the Infiniti.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Hai JM. If I didn't have to get my son on Sunday it would have been on and poppin with those drinks.

[Mike Lowrey]

......isn't it Tuesday?

JM never knows where he is at any given moment...

[ilovemyhonda.]

LOL @ Hyundai. You know the lolis do not flock to the hyundai, like they do the Infiniti.

The young lolis can't even drive so I doubt they would be at a dealership unless they are with there parents.

[VQ35 Star]

Lol he got me confused for a moment and I started to flip out and then looked at my comp calender to reasure myself lol.

[Mike Lowrey]

The young lolis can't even drive so I doubt they would be at a dealership unless they are with there parents.

Lolis can still be "acquired".....even if the parents are near.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Lolis can still be "acquired".....even if the parents are near.

[ilovemyhonda.]

[AnthonyF]

Yo Mike Lowery (AKA Rich) I passed a Lotus the other day...soooo sexxy. I'm trying to remember the color combo, I'm pretty sure it was gloss black with BRIGHT blue wheels. Friend of yours?

-Ant.

[Sammich]

hail yea...back at nissan...u floating red eyes wallaby

[AnthonyF]

LOLOLOL @ Ilovemyhonda

-Ant.

[ilovemyhonda.]

What I dooo?

[mocha latte cupcake]

VQ - NO today is my monday morning,

richard - all i can say is genesis and thats true

tiff - true that! get dranked! i saw you seductively suckin on that "mudslide"

[ilovemyhonda.]

VQ - NO today is my monday morning,

richard - all i can say is genesis and thats true

tiff - true that! get dranked! i saw you seductively suckin on that "mudslide"

Oh really??? I was trying to turn Liz on, wonder if it worked and she just didn't say anything.

[mocha latte cupcake]

all i know is that you made me wanna be a straw all kinds of sexy bad and i think it worked liz told me she was feelin all hot and bothered when you left

yousefina also felt hot and bothered but that was b/c ed touched his sensitive man breasts ever so gently

[Sammich]

all i heard was eminem is coming w/ us to warner robins to pick up that DA

[mocha latte cupcake]

since i just moved companies i don't know if i start the monday-fri or still on the tues-sat idk yet. but still maybe samwell. how you gunna drive that maxima AND DA back to turtuh beach when i stop @ HHI.

[ilovemyhonda.]

all i know is that you made me wanna be a straw all kinds of sexy bad and i think it worked liz told me she was feelin all hot and bothered when you left

yousefina also felt hot and bothered but that was b/c ed touched his sensitive man breasts ever so gently

Maybe that is why she took so long to respond because she was trying to calm down lol. I am laughing so hard I don't know what to say Ed is gay, what do you expect?

[ilovemyhonda.]

he is gunna ghost ride one of the whips, mayne.

[Mike Lowrey]

Yo Mike Lowery (AKA Rich) I passed a Lotus the other day...soooo sexxy. I'm trying to remember the color combo, I'm pretty sure it was gloss black with BRIGHT blue wheels. Friend of yours?

-Ant.

No, don't know that person. I have not been out to too many Lotus meets lately....need to get back in the mix.

[Sammich]

since i just moved companies i don't know if i start the monday-fri or still on the tues-sat idk yet. but still maybe samwell. how you gunna drive that maxima AND DA back to turtuh beach when i stop @ HHI.

heres my plan...since im getting the truck sold saturday...i'm dropping it off to the buyer...the buyer is going w/ me to WR to pick up the DA...ill drive the DA back home...hmmm...i gota see if his girls Jeep is available for the road trip, if not we may have a problem lol

[Sammich]

he is gunna ghost ride one of the whips, mayne.

i lulz'd

[mocha latte cupcake]

he told me i was the only one, then he touched yousef, and ed and i "had a talk" later about his actions in public and where his love is. i thought we had worked everything out, he was seducing me with those dirty latin words of his.... and then when i think everything was fine. we go to dinner. he brought a GIRL! i was never so offended or confused in my life for the first time i think i'm deeply hurt and don't know when i'll recover.































epic no homo.

[Mike Lowrey]

No, wait.....it's gotta be your bull.

[mocha latte cupcake]

No, don't know that person. I have not been out to too many Lotus meets lately....need to get back in the mix.

lotus meet = code word for secret toyota circle jerk

Samwell - so.... where am i going to be during all this? you tryin to kidnap a whitey?

[Mike Lowrey]

he told me i was the only one, then he touched yousef, and ed and i "had a talk" later about his actions in public and where his love is. i thought we had worked everything out, he was seducing me with those dirty latin words of his.... and then when i think everything was fine. we go to dinner. he brought a GIRL! i was never so offended or confused in my life for the first time i think i'm deeply hurt and don't know when i'll recover.

epic no homo.

What?! There is no way you can say all that epic gay shit and then just put no homo at the end to make everything alright!

[mocha latte cupcake]

No, wait.....it's gotta be your bull.

no its your head in the bulls ass

[Sammich]

Samwell - so.... where am i going to be during all this? you tryin to kidnap a whitey?

IT CROSSED MY MIND LOL. I DONT KNOW MAN..I HAVENT IRONED OUT THE DETAILS YET OBVIOUSLY, I HAVE TO SEE WHAT THE DEAL IS MONEY WISE FIRST BEFORE I MAKE FINAL DECISIONS ON WHAT I'M DOING.

[Mike Lowrey]

lotus meet = code word for secret toyota circle jerk

Actually, it is a bunch of pedos trying to figure out how to fit multiple lolis into a lotus.....

[mocha latte cupcake]

What?! There is no way you can say all that epic gay shit and then just put no homo at the end to make everything alright!

You're just saying that b/c you were trying to get all intinmate with me @ chili's with barbara striesand (sp? real men can't spell her name right.....ed) and then i was minding my business and you said something to the effect of "this is our song right jm?" @ taco mac....

[ilovemyhonda.]

he told me i was the only one, then he touched yousef, and ed and i "had a talk" later about his actions in public and where his love is. i thought we had worked everything out, he was seducing me with those dirty latin words of his.... and then when i think everything was fine. we go to dinner. he brought a GIRL! i was never so offended or confused in my life for the first time i think i'm deeply hurt and don't know when i'll recover.

































epic no homo.

is that why your were chugging?? look at it this way, you can be straight again and ditch that latin cracker!

[Mike Lowrey]

You're just saying that b/c you were trying to get all intinmate with me @ chili's with barbara striesand (sp? real men can't spell her name right.....ed) and then i was minding my business and you said something to the effect of "this is our song right jm?" @ taco mac....

You did not see, but I requested that song.....

[mocha latte cupcake]

is that why your were chugging?? look at it this way, you can be straight again and ditch that latin cracker!

YEAH drown my sorrows in with the alcohol

i was never teh gay.... just curious (srsly no homo) but yeah i'm down with latin flavor. i knw i chose asians for a reason. but when george didn't show up i got desperate

[Mike Lowrey]

YEAH drown my sorrows in with the alcohol

i was never teh gay.... just curious (srsly no homo) but yeah i'm down with latin flavor. i knw i chose asians for a reason. but when george didn't show up i got desperate

So you are saying that wanting george wasn't desperate?

[Sammich]

BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE...

[mocha latte cupcake]

You did not see, but I requested that song.....

epic awesome win! btw. keyboard cat just sayin

[mocha latte cupcake]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW GEORGE IS AN UPSTANDING MESSICAN! he works hard for his money and he knows how to treat me right

[ilovemyhonda.]

JM, don't be sad! They always say, a man worth your tears won't make you cry. He obviously wasn't worth it!