a JM monday thread

[ilovemyhonda.]

BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE...

wrong.

[Crazy Asian]

so thats right today is my monday and eventful one it has been. z0mg idk whats going on i didn't get much sleep nor did i even figure out whats going on yet, thanks to all for a great epic weekend in teh ATL. no homo v. yousefs nipple.


also i've been transfered back to NISSAN now from INFINITI and i've been told i'm a "floating" employee which means i'm going to be handling NISSAN til one guy comes back from sick leave (idk but its something serious from what i understand) and then i'm being transfered to HYUNDAI to take over for a parts girl over there. idk whats going on but this sure is an interesting monday morning for me.

HOLY CRAP HYUNDAI FTW!!! HELP ME FIND FOG LIGHT HARNESS, SWITCH, AND EVERYTHING ELSE NEEDED FOR THE FOGS!!

[Sammich]

wrong.

FUK U WATER PAINT

[Ed]

holy shit whole lotta gayness in here...

*leaves*

[Mike Lowrey]

epic awesome win! btw. keyboard cat just sayin

lmao @ keyboard cat.

[Sammich]

holy shit whole lotta gayness in here...

*leaves*

*WATCHES ED'S ASS*

NO HOMO

[ilovemyhonda.]

FUK U WATER PAINT

look here you little fugger!

[mocha latte cupcake]

but yeah good stuff this past weekend man! had hella fun i wish lil miss tiff could have stayed for all teh funs n chit! when it was down to the last peoples it was awesome! and only the youfus got to see me fall asleep in the mall and give stuck up asian girls mean looks also i remember something about youfus and J crew....

[Sammich]

look here you little fugger!

LOLZ

[Mike Lowrey]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW GEORGE IS AN UPSTANDING MESSICAN! he works hard for his money and he knows how to treat me right

Keyboard cat and track cat approve of you and georgie.

[Ed]

tiff offered to give me a rim job in the restroom.

i kindly refused.

[Sammich]

tiff offered to give me a rim job in the restroom.

i kindly refused.

ITS NOT LIKE U WOULD HAVE HAD TO LOOK AT HER FACE WHEN SHE CAME UP W/ THE BROWN NOSE

[mocha latte cupcake]

this thread is approaching wrong section of the conversation. also. tiff offered me some naughty stuff too... but she said i had to "drop her top in haley" through the back entrance if you know what i mean... i told her i couldn't. the neon mudkip would have flown off!

[ilovemyhonda.]

You guys are so gross lol. Ed was to busy walking into doors.

[mocha latte cupcake]

LIRL... man jm you're so dranks! teh brazilians are known for their aweso*DOOR* bathrooms.

[Kasper]

wow.. um yeah... epic homoness goin on in here. proof is because no one got pics of said girl doing naughty things with straw! but spending more time with the man nipples! gaydar is off the charts!

[ilovemyhonda.]

this thread is approaching wrong section of the conversation. also. tiff offered me some naughty stuff too... but she said i had to "drop her top in haley" through the back entrance if you know what i mean... i told her i couldn't. the neon mudkip would have flown off!

I can haz your mudkip?

[mocha latte cupcake]

kaspersky - you weren't there foo! but yeah it was a good time, there was very little homo... cept for ed when he drinks... he kept winking @ me. and they were pumping the best of 80's love songs into that room for hours on end

tiff - mudkip has be had... for a price

[Kasper]

for some reason.. that just doesnt suprise me... but know Jdm i woulda been there if i could have. my random trips begin when i has new car...

[Mike Lowrey]

I can haz your mudkip?

Did she just ask for your virginity?

[ilovemyhonda.]

lmao.........................ed took his already....................how about i just peel it off your car JM? How do you like them apples buddy?

[Ed]

tiff wtf are youtalking about doors?

[Sammich]

lmao.........................ed took his already....................how about i just peel it off your car JM? How do you like them apples buddy?

PERSONALLY I LIKE GRANNY SMITH APPLES

JUS SAYIN

[ilovemyhonda.]

Well Sammich, no one cares.

ED YOU FUGGIN WALKED INTO THE DOOR. LIZ SAW IT TOOOOO!

[Mike Lowrey]

PERSONALLY I LIKE GRANNIES.....GILFs FTW

JUS SAYIN

Damn sammich....that is gross.

[Sammich]

Damn sammich....that is gross.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT TO HIT NWS TO PROVE I'D HIT A GILF

[mocha latte cupcake]

no worries man! i understand car issues n chiznit! seriously. come up when you can! always want to meet as many peoples as i can! we do work soN!

[Ed]

tiff, i must've been drunk, i don't remember that.

[ilovemyhonda.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG THE FIRST THING THAT CAME UP IN GOOGLE WHEN YOU LOOK UP GILFS

[mocha latte cupcake]

come and get it then woman! muh mudkips is hard jdm! but srsly... had guys on bikes, ho's in cars, even had like 3 people take pictures of my car flying through teh rain on highway 16,.. wipers going crazy hazard lights on brights on for the hell of it... we was cruisin!

[Crazy Asian]

wheawhawhhwrh

[ilovemyhonda.]

come and get it then woman! muh mudkips is hard jdm! but srsly... had guys on bikes, ho's in cars, even had like 3 people take pictures of my car flying through teh rain on highway 16,.. wipers going crazy hazard lights on brights on for the hell of it... we was cruisin!

LIES! you have succeeded acting ricey lol!

[Kasper]

yeah... im hopeing this shit works out soon.. imma get rid of my truck and theres a del sol thats for sale down the road from me.. soooo imma pick that up and then i'll be back at it! Well i is always in Daytona beach if anyone drops by! i gots the hot lolis in kinis all the damn time! speaking of which i gotta load the new ones to my comp and upload them! but yeah. imma be comeing up soon hopefully...

[mocha latte cupcake]

kasperky - jm could make a road trip to the tona. samwell ain't invited.

tiff - i was hella JDM with my takata green tape n mudkip body armor!

[Kasper]

id wait till after this whole T.S. thing goes by! but hell yeah. theres definitly plenty of lolis to goes around... im about to start going around and snapping pics of the hot girls in here right now! cause i mean damn! yeah.. heehee... why isnt samwell invited??

[ilovemyhonda.]

It would have been JDM if you didn't have that lime green tape trying to hold the paint chips down from when you do those ricer fly bys.

[mocha latte cupcake]

id wait till after this whole T.S. thing goes by! but hell yeah. theres definitly plenty of lolis to goes around... im about to start going around and snapping pics of the hot girls in here right now! cause i mean damn! yeah.. heehee... why isnt samwell invited??

you want a ghetto ass jay z creeper pancake muncher rollin around in a ghetto ass truck on 18's with his windows half down lookin over his shoulder like you gunna get raped?

or you want

teh Jdm haley panty dropper all freshly waxed playin sexy music as the vtak kicks in all white preppy hollister lookin beach action now equipped with sexy jdm poses?



TIFF - GREEN MUDKIP BODY ARMOR IS +50 ON ROCK PROTECTION

[Sammich]

his windows half down lookin over his shoulder like you gunna get raped?

[ilovemyhonda.]

Arg, I make a female mudkip okay???

[Kasper]

hahahahaha... rather have da jdm whip! i doesnt need no po po riden up and taken us all to jail cause the present black guy couldnt keep his fingers offa the little kids! and he has to try to pull a rodney king and get us all caught up in it! so we'll just leave the samwell at home!