Chinese Guy and an Eye Doctor
A Chinese guy goes to an eye doctor because he's having cloudy, blurry vision.
The eye doctor runs his examination and comes back with the results. He says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Chinese man quickly responds, "Oh no no! I drive a Rincon Continental!"
HAHAHA!
What u raughin' at?Originally Posted by qwick
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mildly funny at best. reps for effort though
Who knows?
cute lol
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wow lol
I've heard it before. Seeing it spelled out was the slightly humorous part.
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(Must Read Out Loud)
1) That's not right............................................. .Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive..........................Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.............................................. ..........Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man............................................... ................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse............................................. ..............Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.......................................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table.....................................Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............................................Ch in Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here.............................................. ......Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...............................Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............................................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week................WaiYu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight............................................. .........Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.......................................W a Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.......................................Yu Stin Ki Pu
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-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
I'm bleeding.
JIM!!!!
You is here! My alcohol level is rising...there is a nearly full bottle of Absolut in the fridge, and my class isn't until 10AM.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
I just fucked THE SHIT out of homegirl with the big boobs. She scratches when she comes, and I had a 2 to 1 kill ratio. I'm home and I'm not going to shower so when Chad comes over to work on the car I can flaunt not being married.
You are ruthless.
Stank dick and all. Speaking of stank dick and rad valve covers, I might swing down there tomorrow night. Or just see if Chad is willing to meet halfway in Dublin.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
Could have been worse. We showered before.
"...Hanoi must be denied the weapons and supplies it needs to continue the aggression. In full coordination with the Republic of Vietnam I have ordered the following measures which are being implemented as I am speaking to you."
Ok, I'm not gonna lie.
Trying to understand that quote's relevance is killing my buzz. You're gonna force me to do another shot or two to keep this going.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
And pick up my Nismo shit if you are meeting Chad!
What Nismo shit?
EDIT: I restocked the fridge with beer, so I at least have a good chaser if it comes to it.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
The promo stuff Kelly has for me.
Ahhhhhh, gotcha.
So Jim, what am I going to rant about tonight? The answer will determine if it deserves it's own thread.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
Well 240Atlanta is down, which is pissing me off. That is the source of the best topics so I don't know what to tell you. It's a quiet night on IA.
Yeah, that's why this is gonna be tough. No source to draw my frustration from since classes are going ridiculously well. I mean, how can I be mad about school when I don't study or do homework, and I have A's and B's on all the graded work. Fuck me, if I had known it was gonna be like this I never woulda joined the military, haha.
Oh, and Scary Perry cranked his car up for the first time today.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
And Chris drove the STi around, what is the world coming to?!
And 2 of my 4 wheels are done.
I'm telling you, the Apocalypse is near.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
Jim you are a ruthless and funny motherfucker all at once. Good job sir, good job.
You think I can manage to create any more death threats tonight? LOL
Who knows?
Good God Chris, you've come close to seeing me in my prime, but I haven't gone overboard in front of our usual crew.
One of my best nights (note, not THE BEST) had Jim wondering what the fuck he did to deserve me as a friend.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
Which night was that?
The last time I was in The Boro.
Finishing a 5th of cheap vodka like it was water. Shit, come to think of it, that's the ONLY time you've seen me at my worst.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
Oh. Ha. That was an amazing night.
Which reminds me. I wrote another message in Travis's wheels at the Varsity meet. I thought he was gonna cry again.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
Oh god, what was it?
The usual.
-91 240SX -- CA18 Power...SOLD, now terrorizing the streets of Alabama
Well the usual could be a lot of things. DB, SR?
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