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    Default Chinese Guy and an Eye Doctor

    A Chinese guy goes to an eye doctor because he's having cloudy, blurry vision.

    The eye doctor runs his examination and comes back with the results. He says, "It looks like you have a cataract."

    The Chinese man quickly responds, "Oh no no! I drive a Rincon Continental!"

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    HAHAHA!


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    Quote Originally Posted by qwick
    HAHAHA!
    What u raughin' at?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    er oh er


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    mildly funny at best. reps for effort though
    Who knows?

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    cute lol

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    wow lol

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    I've heard it before. Seeing it spelled out was the slightly humorous part.

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    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes


    (Must Read Out Loud)


    1) That's not right............................................. .Sum Ting Wong

    2) Are you harbouring a fugitive..........................Hu Yu Hai Ding

    3) See me ASAP.............................................. ..........Kum Hia

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    6) Did you go to the beach.......................................Wai Yu So Tan

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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Drake- reeeeeeeeepoooooooooooost!
    Who knows?

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    meh, stir funi.
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    kekekekekekekekekekekeke

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFSil80
    kekekekekekekekekekekeke

    ^_^
    I'm bleeding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    I'm bleeding.
    JIM!!!!

    You is here! My alcohol level is rising...there is a nearly full bottle of Absolut in the fridge, and my class isn't until 10AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AFSil80
    JIM!!!!

    You is here! My alcohol level is rising...there is a nearly full bottle of Absolut in the fridge, and my class isn't until 10AM.
    I just fucked THE SHIT out of homegirl with the big boobs. She scratches when she comes, and I had a 2 to 1 kill ratio. I'm home and I'm not going to shower so when Chad comes over to work on the car I can flaunt not being married.

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    You are ruthless.

    Stank dick and all. Speaking of stank dick and rad valve covers, I might swing down there tomorrow night. Or just see if Chad is willing to meet halfway in Dublin.
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    Could have been worse. We showered before.

    "...Hanoi must be denied the weapons and supplies it needs to continue the aggression. In full coordination with the Republic of Vietnam I have ordered the following measures which are being implemented as I am speaking to you."

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    Ok, I'm not gonna lie.

    Trying to understand that quote's relevance is killing my buzz. You're gonna force me to do another shot or two to keep this going.
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    DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

    And pick up my Nismo shit if you are meeting Chad!

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    What Nismo shit?

    EDIT: I restocked the fridge with beer, so I at least have a good chaser if it comes to it.
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    The promo stuff Kelly has for me.

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    Ahhhhhh, gotcha.

    So Jim, what am I going to rant about tonight? The answer will determine if it deserves it's own thread.
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    Well 240Atlanta is down, which is pissing me off. That is the source of the best topics so I don't know what to tell you. It's a quiet night on IA.

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    Yeah, that's why this is gonna be tough. No source to draw my frustration from since classes are going ridiculously well. I mean, how can I be mad about school when I don't study or do homework, and I have A's and B's on all the graded work. Fuck me, if I had known it was gonna be like this I never woulda joined the military, haha.

    Oh, and Scary Perry cranked his car up for the first time today.
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    And Chris drove the STi around, what is the world coming to?!

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    And 2 of my 4 wheels are done.

    I'm telling you, the Apocalypse is near.
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    Jim you are a ruthless and funny motherfucker all at once. Good job sir, good job.





    You think I can manage to create any more death threats tonight? LOL
    Who knows?

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    Good God Chris, you've come close to seeing me in my prime, but I haven't gone overboard in front of our usual crew.

    One of my best nights (note, not THE BEST) had Jim wondering what the fuck he did to deserve me as a friend.
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    Which night was that?

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    The last time I was in The Boro.

    Finishing a 5th of cheap vodka like it was water. Shit, come to think of it, that's the ONLY time you've seen me at my worst.
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    Oh. Ha. That was an amazing night.

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    Which reminds me. I wrote another message in Travis's wheels at the Varsity meet. I thought he was gonna cry again.
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    Oh god, what was it?

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    The usual.
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    Well the usual could be a lot of things. DB, SR?

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