just because i busted nuts in her does not mean the friends can.... i mean i think its a good deal since i let them fuck her..
just because i busted nuts in her does not mean the friends can.... i mean i think its a good deal since i let them fuck her..
you are a good friend man hookin me up with a mota and letting me fuck your girl *high five*Originally Posted by You_Wish
Did you two run a civic on her?
Instead of CHOO CHOO it was PUTT PUTT?
ooooh, hey uhh, you think, maybe, you could, uh, read the back of the box... ?
the part that says " Oral contraceptives or birth control pills can be associated with increased risks of several serious adverse events, and do not protect against HIV infection or other STDs."
im not the one taking the pill i dont read that shit lolooooh, hey uhh, you think, maybe, you could, uh, read the back of the box... ?
the part that says " Oral contraceptives or birth control pills can be associated with increased risks of several serious adverse events, and do not protect against HIV infection or other STDs."
........... why the fuck are you busting nuts in this girl
he told me it was cool........... why the fuck are you busting nuts in this girl
Yeah I didn't want to be included in the conversation anyway. Since I'm the guy that ya'll don;t actually know in real life, I'll just post randomly so that all of the other insomniacs who are left out can actually somewhat enjoy this conversation.
ive never actually met rachel but shes friends with alot of my friends
............... just kidding
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.ive never actually met rachel but shes friends with alot of my friends
LIES!!!!!!!!!
When is ledpecker going to tell me WHY THE FUCK he is busting nuts in the girl??
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
............... just kidding
alaskan pipeline
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"
Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"
Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."
Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
So what... nobodies got jobs in here? The fuck ya'll doing up so late?
I HAS JOB.
i no haz job i haz nothing better to do
Cheyennes Sports Grill. 2:25 PM tomorrow. Watch Spain whoop the US in soccer.
im going to gwinnet with jmdubz to get his sidemarkers and put em in so im kinda busy
laaaaaaaaame
That was actually meant for my furry little friend, Rachel. We've been facebookin it off and on for a while now. She wants to meet up and I finally agreed to it.
im also lettin him roll on my new wheels until this weekend
yeah. i think we're soulmates.
Whoa. Gear down big shifter. I told you in the beginning that we would never amount to anything more than friends. NO means NO. If you can't deal with that then I'm sorry, Rachel, but tomorrow is a no-go.
HAHAHA denied!!!
BUT I LOOOVE YOU!
And I love BBQ HotPockets. I'm sorry hun. I thought you understood where my heart was at. If you ever decide that you'd like to give this friendship another shot... a fair shot... then let me know. Until then, we should probably not speak for a while. I don't want to lead you on.BUT I LOOOVE YOU!
I am now One_Sad_SHO.On that note, it's time for me to retire for the night.
Adios amigos.
PS - Rachel, for what it's worth, I thoroughly enjoyed our one night stand together. I don't regret it. Just know that, k babe? Hope you feel better. Muah.
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE HERPAGONASYPHILAIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet you're good at breaking up with people, huh?
I wish I had an asshole boyfriend that was as nice at being an asshole as you are.
ASSHOLES.
My pleasure. Seriously. I mean the way you did that thing with your hymens.. OMG... made the herpagonaphilaids more than worth it.
Yeah. Not many people have 2 hymens like I do.
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