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  1. 06-25-2009, 08:51 PM #1
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    Default If Michael Jackson is really dead....

    ... then who the hell is going to sign for this package?



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  2. 06-25-2009, 08:54 PM #2
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    OMg, thats funny
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    As Sammich once told me, I shall now tell you;

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    cardiac was the only arrest this smooth criminal got (RIP Mike)
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    too fucking soon man













































    maybe. ok not too soon i LULZED loudly and woke the baby up. Damn it.
    Hey do me a favor real quick jump back into the gene pool i have some chlorine tablets i wanna try out!!!!!!
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    LOL, that was awesome. Thanks i needed a laugh.
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    Incredible! Reps to you!
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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ~calls Jorge to take the package~
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to GKtib® again.

    i will when i get a chance tibz0r. Funny stuff dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondabuilder
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    i will when i get a chance tibz0r. Funny stuff dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    x2. same failure I recieved when I tried to rep.
    I've been trying to rep the son of a bitch for like 3 days now, but he keeps saying funny shit so I can't keep up LOL
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  18. 06-26-2009, 01:46 AM #18
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    Jesus Christ.. lol REPS

    He had the cardiac arrest when he finally got the kindergartners pants off.
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    since he was 99% plastic he is getting melted down into lego blocks so that kids can play with him for a change
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    good shit.hahahaha
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    Well.. since he had many surgeries... Im guessing he was 90% plastic..

    Which means, he can be melted and turned into Lego's.. Like that he can continues to play with boys after dead..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    Well.. since he had many surgeries... Im guessing he was 90% plastic..

    Which means, he can be melted and turned into Lego's.. Like that he can continues to play with boys after dead..
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    since he was 99% plastic he is getting melted down into lego blocks so that kids can play with him for a change

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    lol
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    funny but fucked up.....just like

    michael jackson: born a black boy, died a white woman
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    tat shit hilarious
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    The difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


    One is made of plastic and is dangerous for little kids to play with.

    The other is used to put groceries in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300
    The difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


    One is made of plastic and is dangerous for little kids to play with.

    The other is used to put groceries in it.
    The joke is... Instead of being cremated MJ is being recycled into grocery bags. That way he remains white, plastic and dangerous to small children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    The joke is... Instead of being cremated MJ is being recycled into grocery bags. That way he remains white, plastic and dangerous to small children.

    that made me lolz really loud. reps to u.
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    Attention shoppers, due to the death of Michael Jackson, young men's pants are no longer half off.

    When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven, she was given one wish. She wished that all the little children would be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.

    Michael Jackson really died from food poisoning. He had an 8 year old wiener.

    Poor MJ
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