What's this I hear?

[Catnip]

Hahaaha, poor Evan. Such a sad, sad little boy.

A few nights ago the kid hit me up on AIM asking for advice on how he should move on from what Importchic did to him. It was PATHETIC! I tried to help as much as I could but deep down inside I couldn't stop laughing.

Someone go rep him with porn gifs or something...

LOL.
you lie like IMPORTchic.

It was more like:
alex: that comma was unneeded
me: it was needed
alex: no, you need a lesson in grammar
me: actually, the first half is an independent clause and the second half of the sentence is known as a dependent clause, meaning incomplete when alone. therefore, a period would be incorrect as would not inserting a comma.

[stillaneon]

Hahaaha, poor Evan. Such a sad, sad little boy.

A few nights ago the kid hit me up on AIM asking for advice on how he should move on from what Importchic did to him. It was PATHETIC! I tried to help as much as I could but deep down inside I couldn't stop laughing.

Someone go rep him with porn gifs or something...

Evan asked YOU for relationship advice.

[Maniacc]

Evan asked YOU for relationship advice.

I know huh? That's proof enough that he's soo lost in confusion that he has to resort to asking a complete asshole for advice. I mean I feel sorry for the kid so I wasn't gonna just say to fuck off. I gave him a few ways to forget about her(had to search on some loser forum and read up on how people get over break ups since I didn't know anything about that) and tried to tell him that it would be ok. That life keeps moving on.

Sadly though I'm sure he's still waking up every night with a hard-on because he's constantly having wet-dreams about kayla.

Haha, omg. Seek help, evan.

[Vteckidd]

GIMME THE LOOT GIMME THE LOOT

[osnap]

im sure i was in it too hahaha

[speedminded]

Sadly though I'm sure he's still waking up every night with a hard-on because he's constantly having wet-dreams about kayla.

im sure i was in it too hahaha

In Evans dream?

[osnap]

i wouldnt be surprised if that were the case either

[Maniacc]

So lemme get this straight.

Evan fucked kayla - who rode him while evan would give out a few thrusts only to be laughed at by her. Then she dumped evan like I dump warm, corn-covered turds every morning which caused evan to go insane because that was he first and couldn't bare to live without her.

Then, here comes the all powerful Mike aka vteckidd(not sure why he needs two d's) who asked kayla to go with him to some other state only to end up fucking her in her evan-sperm infested poon. Only difference is that mike being a lot older and having much more experience than evan cause, well, ditch-pigs need love too and mike sure as hell knows that. Somehow caused evan to go even crazier thus causing even more drama!

And then comes speedminded - don't really know his real name nor do I care because well, he banged kayla too! Holy shit, son! This girl has hooked up with three, THREE, IA dudes in less than a year? How fucking awesome is that?! Hahah this cunt's naked pictures need to be posted all over the interwebs and be classified as The Internet's Official Slut. Forrealz.

Bingo! Alex, you did it again. I just wish I on more so I could've read that 'epic' thread that I've been hearing aboot.

[speedminded]

So lemme get this straight.

Evan fucked kayla - who rode him while evan would give out a few thrusts only to be laughed at by kayla. Then she dumped evan like I dump warm, corn-covered turds every morning which caused evan to go insane because that was he first and couldn't bare to live without her.

Then, here comes the all powerful Mike aka vteckidd(not sure why he needs two d's) who asked kayla to go with him to some other state only to end up fucking her in her evan-sperm infested poon. Only difference is that mike being a lot older and having much more experience than evan cause, well, ditch-pigs need love too and mike sure as hell knows that. Somehow caused evan to go even crazier thus causing even more drama!

And then comes speedminded - don't really know his real name nor do I care because well, he banged kayla too! Holy shit, son! This girl has hooked up with three, THREE, IA dudes in less than a year? How fucking awesome is that?! Hahah this cunt's naked pictures need to be posted all over the interwebs and be classified as The Internet's Official Slut. Forrealz.

There was no then along came speedminded...I started the trend lol!

[mocha latte cupcake]

speedminded brought that girl to IA back when that tin foil front bumper addition was new on the integra

[speedminded]

speedminded brought that girl to IA back when that tin foil front bumper addition was new on the integra

err...she was like 14 then.

[Buttons]

alex, there is NO ONE dumb enough to ask you for relationship advice.

[stillaneon]

So lemme get this straight.

Evan fucked kayla - who rode him while evan would give out a few thrusts only to be laughed at by her. Then she dumped evan like I dump warm, corn-covered turds every morning which caused evan to go insane because that was he first and couldn't bare to live without her.

Then, here comes the all powerful Mike aka vteckidd(not sure why he needs two d's) who asked kayla to go with him to some other state only to end up fucking her in her evan-sperm infested poon. Only difference is that mike being a lot older and having much more experience than evan cause, well, ditch-pigs need love too and mike sure as hell knows that. Somehow caused evan to go even crazier thus causing even more drama!

And then comes speedminded - don't really know his real name nor do I care because well, he banged kayla too! Holy shit, son! This girl has hooked up with three, THREE, IA dudes in less than a year? How fucking awesome is that?! Hahah this cunt's naked pictures need to be posted all over the interwebs and be classified as The Internet's Official Slut. Forrealz.

Bingo! Alex, you did it again. I just wish I on more so I could've read that 'epic' thread that I've been hearing aboot.

His last name is kidd.

Kind of a play on words maybe?

[Maniacc]

alex, there is NO ONE dumb enough to ask you for relationship advice.

That's funny. Because I remember back when you used to call me you would ask me about guys and why they refuse to eat you out. Remember? You would go on and on about how you're confused because 'supposedly' no guy could make you cum or something like that and then went on to ask me personal questions and shit only guys know.

Dumbfuck, GTFO. You're just a retarded fucking 18 year old. What the fuck do you know?! Haha @ this chick who's my lil sister's age!

[Buttons]

That's funny. Because I remember back when you used to call me you would ask me about guys and why they refuse to eat you out. Remember? You would go on and on about how you're confused because 'supposedly' no guy could make you cum or something like that and then went on to ask me personal questions and shit only guys know.

Dumbfuck, GTFO. You're just a retarded fucking 18 year old. What the fuck do you know?! Haha @ this chick who's my lil sister's age!

i was never dumb enough to ask a guy who can't get any himself for relationship advice. i've never asked of anything, so keep saying what you want.

[speedminded]

alex, there is NO ONE dumb enough to ask you for relationship advice.

I asked him about what I should do with you

[Maniacc]

i was never dumb enough to ask a guy who can't get any himself for relationship advice. i've never asked of anything, so keep saying what you want.

Omg, you're STILL in denial? Haha, goddamn autumn.

[mocha latte cupcake]

autumn... australian for herpes...

[Buttons]

I asked him about what I should do with you

you're my bitch, that's different.... lol

[Vteckidd]

His last name is kidd.

Kind of a play on words maybe?

No its not LOL

LAst name is CORVEY, or to some hos, DADDY. HAR HAR

SPeedminded i think fucked her first, then she went though a few others, then evan, then me. Eh not the proudest of it, but you know,shit happens lol

[mocha latte cupcake]

correction: you're a whore mike. shit doesn't happen. bitchs be callin

[Vteckidd]

I will say she hit me up first, it wasnt like i went after her. She hit me up on AIM(LOL) we talked back and forth for like a week, then we went out to lunch one time (she was by my house an called me).

That was it, wasnt really a big deal . She was a nice girl for about 3 weeks, then she got all clingy and psychotic. I politely told her to keep her mouth shut when it came down to what was going on between us. And i made it CLEAR that we were NOT together. This wasnt cause i was embarressed i just didnt want it to be all over IA and i didnt think it was anyones business. And honestly it was kinda out of respect for evan, i knew if she started flaunting shit about us in front of evan it would cause issues.

After about the 10th person told me that Kayla was going around saying that "Mike and i are together, back together, etc etc etc" i called her and told her i would make it easy for her, dont ever call me again. Now you can go tell everyone we "broke up"

I try not to let my personal life get on IA, but i guess when you semi date/screw a 19 year old attention whore, shit happens

[speedminded]

I will say she hit me up first, it wasnt like i went after her. She hit me up on AIM(LOL) we talked back and forth for like a week, then we went out to lunch one time (she was by my house an called me).

That was it, wasnt really a big deal . She was a nice girl for about 3 weeks, then she got all clingy and psychotic. I politely told her to keep her mouth shut when it came down to what was going on between us. And i made it CLEAR that we were NOT together. This wasnt cause i was embarressed i just didnt want it to be all over IA and i didnt think it was anyones business. And honestly it was kinda out of respect for evan, i knew if she started flaunting shit about us in front of evan it would cause issues.

After about the 10th person told me that Kayla was going around saying that "Mike and i are together, back together, etc etc etc" i called her and told her i would make it easy for her, dont ever call me again. Now you can go tell everyone we "broke up"

I try not to let my personal life get on IA, but i guess when you semi date/screw a 19 year old attention whore, shit happens

The ironic part is I gave her your AIM name after asking you to delete some drama about her, of course asking your permission first...not like it hasn't always been in your profile anyways lol!

[blown_ss]

*kayla's new bf-how many guys have you slept with?
*kayla- im not really sure
*kayla's new bf- is it that bad?
*kayla- no its not bad. how many members does ia have?
*kayla's new bf-around 37k.
*kayla- and how many guest were on today?
*kayla's new bf- 422
*kayla- yeah its somewhere around that number. see its not that bad.........

silence.

[mocha latte cupcake]

around that number

[osnap]

There was no then along came speedminded...I started the trend lol!

not that im proud of it... but you were second as far as IA people she was with lol

as far as i can recall, the list goes like so:

osnap
speedminded
babyblues2k
cgEvan
vteckidd

...all in less than a year.

[Vteckidd]

Damn, save the best for last

[Catnip]

not that im proud of it... but you were second as far as IA people she was with lol

as far as i can recall, the list goes like so:

osnap
speedminded
babyblues2k
Jonathan (forgot his IA name)
Brandon (not on IA)
cgEvan
vteckidd

...all in less than a year.

You forgot the non- IA people

[mocha latte cupcake]

goodness her and autumn could cover the population of china in less than 5 years i'm willing to bet

[osnap]

You forgot the non- IA people

oh yeah, tr00f. i was just naming IA peeps, but you make a good point lol

[speedminded]

not that im proud of it... but you were second as far as IA people she was with lol

as far as i can recall, the list goes like so:

osnap
speedminded
babyblues2k
cgEvan
vteckidd

...all in less than a year.

Before me huh? Interesting...

[speedminded]

not that im proud of it... but you were second as far as IA people she was with lol

as far as i can recall, the list goes like so:

osnap
speedminded
babyblues2k
cgEvan
vteckidd

...all in less than a year.

lolol! Who are you trying too fool? Yourself? IA?

To keep this civil and from being locked tell me what part of this isn't true...

1) I met Kayla the same time you did.

2) I was WITH Kayla for well over 2 months practically every weekend from the first week I met her.

3) The pictures you took of her were AFTER we stopped seeing each other.

4) The same thread you posted those pics of her you admitted to not having sex with her after I called you out on it. Fooling around with someone does not mean you were with someone or even dated anyone.

Today, months later, you're saying you were "with" her before me? The time line doesn't work out and the pics prove it. She was not tan when we met and she was tan when we broke things off. She was tan in your pics which were the weekend of the Georgia Alabama blackout game in October. I met her the first week of August. The last time I checked October is 2 months after August.

During that time I had 3 different people tell me that you told them I had an STD. I am 100% clean and have always been.

My question is how on earth, or better yet why, do you keep up with who somebody is with?

[OG-Skinny]

::popcorn and beeeeeeeeeeer::

[Echonova]

Where is she?? and why hasn't she posted in this epic thread?

[Buttons]

you know how stupid this looks? WHO THE FUCK CARES WHO HAD SEX WITH HER FIRST, LAST, NEXT WEEK, FIVE YEARS FROM NOW? jesus, you act like just because she supposedly had sex with these people, she's a whore. I bet i can name a few girls on here that have her and i beat COMBINED. seriously, you guys are just as much in the wrong, because if you did have sex with her, you knew her past, so seriously how much does it matter? nothing at all. so give it up. this is some of the stupidest stuff i've ever read.

[Echonova]

Whore is not a number, it's a state of mind.

Edit: I was a whore, but then I got fat

[Vteckidd]

I have aids

[speedminded]

you know how stupid this looks? WHO THE FUCK CARES WHO HAD SEX WITH HER FIRST, LAST, NEXT WEEK, FIVE YEARS FROM NOW? jesus, you act like just because she supposedly had sex with these people, she's a whore. I bet i can name a few girls on here that have her and i beat COMBINED. seriously, you guys are just as much in the wrong, because if you did have sex with her, you knew her past, so seriously how much does it matter? nothing at all. so give it up. this is some of the stupidest stuff i've ever read.

That is my point exactly, I have not dated anyone off IA that I knew of a past with other members. Other than one person years ago, none of them had ever been with anyone from IA before me anyways and I told her I didn't want to know who because it's the past and not my business.

If someone is with someone and they know their past, just like everyone listed, then they have ZERO room to talk on who or how many she has been with. They each knew that going into it so I completely agree with you. As echonova said, "whore" is a state of mind. If someone pursues or wants a relationship with someone, whether it lasts a month or 10 years, they are not a whore.

Nobody on here has ever caught me lying and I have no reason to lie to anyone. That is what this debate/argument is about. There's a time to keep things private and honesty is always the best answer.

[Buttons]

That is my point exactly, I have not dated anyone off IA that I knew of a past with other members. Other than one person years ago, none of them had ever been with anyone from IA before me and I told her I didn't want to know because it's the past and not my business.

If someone is with someone and they know their past, just like everyone listed, then they have ZERO room to talk on who or how many she has been with. They each knew that going into it so I completely agree with you. As echonova said, "whore" is a state of mind. If someone pursues or wants a relationship with someone, whether it be a month or 10 years, they are not a whore.

Nobody on here has ever caught me lying and I have no reason to lie to anyone. That is what this debate/argument is about. There's a time to keep things private and honesty is always the best answer.

it should only matter about the present, fuck the past. unless your past gave you something, then fuck it. you had a good time or you had a bad time, who cares. it's your past for a reason. you should just move on to bigger and better things. learn from your mistakes.

i've dated a BUNCH of guys. Does that mean i've fucked every single one of them? NO. i'm a huge flirt and as long as i'm single, who the fuck cares. i'm young, she's young, live your life. stay safe and what not.

everyone has sex (or well mostly everyone has sex). it's not like a huge taboo now a days. fuck, i remember when i was a virgin still, my friends would make fun of me for staying that way. so i can't imagine how it has to be for a guy to be a virgin. if it bothers you who had sex first or last, then maybe you aren't mature enough to have sex. i've talked to SOOOOO many people about this subject, if there is no sex in a relationship, it's not going to work.

many people have different definitions of the word "whore". i know a girl who has had sex with over 50 people and she doesn't find herself as a whore. if you think about it, a girl who has had sex with 25 at the age of 25... say she started at 18... that's a lil more than 3 a year. THIS IS THE EXACT ANALOGY my friend gave me.

seriously who the fuck CARES? is this to say you should have sex with anyone and everyone? no, use common sense before having sex. but shit, it's YOUR and your "lover's" business ALONE. tell everyone else to worry about their sex life, because if you have to pester someone about theirs, there is obviously something wrong with yours.


btw, this is not directed to jason, its for everyone.

[speedminded]

it should only matter about the present, fuck the past. unless your past gave you something, then fuck it. you had a good time or you had a bad time, who cares. it's your past for a reason. you should just move on to bigger and better things. learn from your mistakes.

i've dated a BUNCH of guys. Does that mean i've fucked every single one of them? NO. i'm a huge flirt and as long as i'm single, who the fuck cares. i'm young, she's young, live your life. stay safe and what not.

everyone has sex (or well mostly everyone has sex). it's not like a huge taboo now a days. fuck, i remember when i was a virgin still, my friends would make fun of me for staying that way. so i can't imagine how it has to be for a guy to be a virgin. if it bothers you who had sex first or last, then maybe you aren't mature enough to have sex. i've talked to SOOOOO many people about this subject, if there is no sex in a relationship, it's not going to work.

many people have different definitions of the word "whore". i know a girl who has had sex with over 50 people and she doesn't find herself as a whore. if you think about it, a girl who has had sex with 25 at the age of 25... say she started at 18... that's a lil more than 3 a year. THIS IS THE EXACT ANALOGY my friend gave me.

seriously who the fuck CARES? is this to say you should have sex with anyone and everyone? no, use common sense before having sex. but shit, it's YOUR and your "lover's" business ALONE. tell everyone else to worry about their sex life, because if you have to pester someone about theirs, there is obviously something wrong with yours.


btw, this is not directed to jason, its for everyone.

I think it comes down to the reason(s) you're with someone. If there is an attraction and genuine passion then go for it. If it's two people drinking or hanging out with nothing better to do then no, someone that does that consistently with different people is what I would call a whore.