So lemme get this straight.

Evan fucked kayla - who rode him while evan would give out a few thrusts only to be laughed at by her. Then she dumped evan like I dump warm, corn-covered turds every morning which caused evan to go insane because that was he first and couldn't bare to live without her.

Then, here comes the all powerful Mike aka vteckidd(not sure why he needs two d's) who asked kayla to go with him to some other state only to end up fucking her in her evan-sperm infested poon. Only difference is that mike being a lot older and having much more experience than evan cause, well, ditch-pigs need love too and mike sure as hell knows that. Somehow caused evan to go even crazier thus causing even more drama!

And then comes speedminded - don't really know his real name nor do I care because well, he banged kayla too! Holy shit, son! This girl has hooked up with three, THREE, IA dudes in less than a year? How fucking awesome is that?! Hahah this cunt's naked pictures need to be posted all over the interwebs and be classified as The Internet's Official Slut. Forrealz.

Bingo! Alex, you did it again. I just wish I on more so I could've read that 'epic' thread that I've been hearing aboot.